Intro
C#/F F# C# x3 C#/F F#
Verse 1:
Mark:
C#
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
G# F#
B loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
C#
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
G#
I've done all I can but she
F#
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
C#
You got you got you
G#
got to help me out
Tom:
F#
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
C#
No one no one no
G#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
F#
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
A#m C# G#
Don't pull me down
C#
this is where I belong
Tom:
F#
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
A#m C# G#
Don't pull me down
C#
this is where I belong
tom:
F#
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: C#/F F# C# x3 C#/F F#
Verse 2:
Mark:
C#
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
G#
If I gave a fuck there would
F#
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
C#
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
G#
I've done all I can but her
F#
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
C#
You got you got you
G#
got to help me out
Tom:
F#
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
C#
No one no one no
G#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
F#
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C#/F F# C# x4
A#m C# G# C# F#
Chorus 2:
Mark:
A#m C# G#
Don't pull me down
C#
this is where I belong
Tom:
F#
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: D
Chords used:
D x32010
Bm x02210
G 133211
A 320003
Verse 1:
D
And when the day ends
Bm G
I'm sure she feels sorrow
D
The lonely guy I am I
Bm G
wait for her to change
D
I've been here two days
Bm G
I'll sure be here tomorrow
D
I'd eat her all if she
Bm G
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
A G D G D A
I wish she'd be more kind now
A G
I'm out of luck cause the
D A
shades are pulled down
G
I've seen everything
D A
there is to be shown
G D G D A D G D A
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
D
I can't be too cool in a
Bm G
tree with my pants down
D
The air is cold and I've
Bm G
got splinters in my feet
D
She caught me once but I
Bm G
don't think that she cares
D
now Unlike before her view
Bm G
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
D G
I bet this last time's
A G
the one time too many
D G
The rush of waiting is
A G
burning through my head
D G
Right after supper her
A G
brother shower's twice a
D G
week He kicks my ass so much
A G A
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
D
I've made mistakes by
Bm G
looking in the wrong window
D
Her dad is big and I've
Bm G
never seen his face
D
I've been here two days
Bm G
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
D
My lady's so sweet she
Bm G
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
G D A G D x6
Outro: D G D A x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: D
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D - x32010
A - 320003
Bm - x02210
G - 133211
Em - xx0231
D/F# - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
D A
its all right to tell me
Bm G
what you think about me
D A
i won't try to argue
Bm G
or hold it against you
D A
i know that you're leaving
Bm G
you must have your reason
D A
the season is calling
Bm G
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
D A
the steps that i retrace
Bm G
the sad look on your face
D A
the timing the structure
Bm G
did you hear? he fucked her
D A
a day late a buck sort
Bm G
i'm riding the report
D A
i'm losing and failing
Bm G
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
D
now and it will
A
happen once again
Bm
your turn to a friend
G
someone that understands
D
sees through a master plan
A
but everybody's gone
Bm
and i've been here for to long
G
to face this on your own
A D A Bm
Well I guess this is growing up
G D A Bm G
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
D A
and maybe i'll see you
Bm G
at a movie sneak preview
D A
you show up and walk by
Bm G
in the arm of that guy
D A
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
Bm G
and pretend it's ok
D A
the charade it won't
Bm
last we he's gone
G
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
D
back and it will
A
happen once again
Bm
your turn to a friend
G
someone that understands
D
sees through a master plan
A
but everybody's gone
Bm
and i've been here for to long
G
to face this on your own
A D A Bm
Well I guess this is growing up
G D A Bm G
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
G
Well I guess this
D A Bm
is growing up
G
Well I guess this
D A Bm
is growing up
G
Well I guess this
D A Bm
is growing up
G
Well I guess this
D A Bm
is growing up
G
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: B
Chords used:
B x02220
C#m x24432
B/D# x476xx
E xx0232
F# 022100
A# 466544
D#m x46654
Intro: B F# x4
B C#m B/D# E F# C#m B C#m
Verse 1:
B B/D# G#m E
You don't need nothing
F# B/D# F# D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
B B/D# G#m E
Don't wait for me to help you
F# B/D# F# E
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
B D#m A# E F#
No trust
B D#m A# E F#
All I got is lies
B D#m A# E F#
Boring
B D#m A# E F#
All right
Interlude: B C#m B/D# E F# C#m B C#m
Verse 2:
B B/D# G#m E
Misplaced your values
F# B/D# F# D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
B B/D# G#m E
Don't sit there and act humble
F# B/D# F# E
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: B E F# x4
Bass Solo: B D#m A# E F#
Outro: B D#m A# E F# A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: B
Chords used:
B/D# x476xx or x42220
E xx0232
B x02220
F# 022100
G#m 244222
Intro: B/D# E B F# x2
Verse 1:
B
Please mom You ground
me all the time
E
I know that I was
F#
right All along
B
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
E
I know not what I
F#
did Just having fun
Refrain:
B/D#
You couldn't wait
E
for something new
B
And yesterday
F#
I thought of you
B/D#
It left me to think as
E
if I couldn't walk away
B F#
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
G#m E
Nothing to lose
B
B boy who went out
F#
when he finished
all his chores
G#m E
Nothing to do
B
They can't trust me because
F#
I blew it once before
Interlude: B/D# E B F# x2
Verse 2:
B
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
E
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
F#
At least one time
B
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
E
It's been awhile
Since I have
F#
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: B E B/D# F# E x4
B x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: B
Chords used:
B x02220
G#m 244222
E xx0232
C#m x24432
Intro: B , B G#m E x2
Verse 1:
B
Watching your house shrink
G#m
away in my rear view mirror
E B
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
G#m
words that meant nothing
E B
That I didn't say I'm trying
G#m E
to be what you want me to be
B
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
G#m E
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
G#m E
I think you need
C#m
some time alone
G#m E
You say you want someone
B
to call your own
G#m E
Open you eyes You can
C#m
suck in your pride
G#m
You can live your
E
life all on your own
Interlude: B G#m E x2
Verse 2:
B
Is this all going to
be just another time
G#m E
That we play this game
B
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
G#m E
but somehow they end up the same
B
But what did you expect from me
G#m E B
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
G#m E
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
G#m
I don't want to
E C#m
live this lie again
G#m E
I know I'll get it right
B
but I don't know when
G#m E
I'll open my eyes I've
C#m
got something inside
G#m
I'll just jack off in
E
my room until noon
Bass Solo: B G#m E x2
Interlude: B G#m E x2
Outro:
B
It's never over
till it’s done
G#m
And I don't think
E
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
B G#m E A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: E
Chords used:
E xx0232
B x02220
C#m x24432
A 320033
F#m7 022030
Intro: E B C#m B A x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
E C#m B A B x2, E F#m7 A B x2
E B A B
Verse 1:
E B A
Bm I strungout crazy
B
or not allowed
E B
To be the one who
A B
gets stupid over you
E F#m7 A
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
B E
maybe you're just on crack
F#m7
Why am I the one who gets
A B
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: E C#m B A x4
E F#m7 A B x2
Verse 2:
E F#m7
She doesn't care at all
A B
She doesn't care at all
E F#m7
She doesn't care about those
A B
times we never shared at all
Interlude: E C#m B A x4
Verse 3:
E C#m
If I were the last
B A
Of the few who always ask
E
Would you still be the
C#m B A
same person that I knew
E C#m
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
E C#m B A
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
E B C#m B A E B C#m B E D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x24442
F# 022100
G# 244322
A#m 466444
Intro: C# F# G# x2
Verse 1:
C#
I think of awhile ago
F# G#
We might have had it all
C#
I was so stupid then
F# G#
You needed time to grow
C#
But now just as things change
F# G#
As well my feelings do
C#
In time things rearrange
F# G#
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
A#m F#
But what do I get cause
C#
just seem to lose
G#
You make me regret those
A#m
times I spent with you
F#
And playing those games
C#
as I wait for your call
G#
And now I give up so
F#
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
C# A#m G# F# x2
Verse 2:
C#
It's not a change of pace
F# G#
This time I'll get it right
C#
It's not a change of taste
F# G# C#
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
F# G#
They were there when you cried
C#
Didn't mean to hurt you
F#
then Best friends just
G#
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C# F# G# x4
Verse 3:
C#
It's not a change of pace
F# G#
This time I'll get it right
C#
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
A#m F#
When I needed you most
C#
When I needed a friend
G#
You let me down now
A#m
Like I let you down then
F#
So sorry it's over
C# G# C# G# C# G# C# G# B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: D
Chords used:
D x32010
A 320003
Bm x02210
G 133211
Em xx0231
Verse 1:
D
She didn't mean to
G A
deceive you believe me
D
But sometimes the
G A
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
Bm
The good intentions
G
that you had
Now only came to
Bm
this And although
she saw the mark
Em G
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
D
It isn't exciting
G A
reciting the stories
D
Of kind words turned hurting
G A
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
Bm
Both getting tired
G
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
Bm
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Em G
But some good
things must end
Interlude: D G A G x2
Verse 3:
D
And she said "It
G
could never survive
With such differing
A
lives One home one
G D
out on tour again
We may never come
G
back The strike of
A
a match The candle's
G
buring at both ends"
Interlude: D G A G x2
Verse 4:
D G
And now she knows too much
A
And I'm too fucked up
G
It's awkward trying
D
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
G
fine Show up right on
A
time But I know I'll
G
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
Bm
I never wanted to hold you
G
back I'm just trying to hold
Bm Em G
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
D A G
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
D
I'll take what you're willing to
Em
give And I'll teach myself to
G
live With a walk on part
A
of a background shot
G A
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: D G A G x2
Bridge:
D G A G
She's so important
D G A G
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
Bm G
And now I realize
Bm
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Em G A
As if I had a choice anyway
Em
Where are you coming from?
G
What are you running from?
A
Is it so hard to see?
Em
And if you're feeling scared
G
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
A
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
G A D G A G D G
everything to me
A
You know that it meant
G
everything to me
Outro: D G A G x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: F#
Chords used:
C# x24442
D#m x46654
B x02220
F# 022100
G#m 244222
A#m 466444
F#sus4 022200
F#/C 022300
F#/C# 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
C# D#m
One more time you
B C#
will laugh without it
D#m
And he'll never try
B F#
to give you more
And I don't care cause
A#m B F#
he is such a dick
He treats you like
A#m B C#
you a stupid whore
D#m
And it seems like things
B C#
will never change
D#m
You go on every cloud
B F#
is in your way
And I know you feel
A#m B F#
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
A#m B
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
C#
say She's better off
B D#m C#
sleeping on the floor
B
because she fell
F# C#
right off when all
B D#m C#
are said you know
B G#m
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
C# D#m
Why leave when you
B C#
claim it is love?
But why stay when
D#m B F#
you're not the only one?
A#m B
She's proved she's strong
F# A#m B
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
C# F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
C# F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
C# F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
C# F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C# F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C# F# G#m B C#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F# G#m B E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x24442
A#m 466444
F# 022100
G# 244322
D#m x46654
Intro: C# x4,
Bass Solo:
C# A#m F# x3, C# A#m E, C# A#m F#
Verse 1:
Mark:
C#
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
G# F#
home when I'm too drunk to drive
C# D#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
F#
when I hang out with the
C#
guys she laughs at my dumb
G# F#
jokes when no one does
C#
she brings me mexican food
D#m F#
from Sombrero's just because
C#
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
C#
And my girlfriend
G# F#
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
C#
and she's so smart
D#m
and independent I
F#
don't think she needs
C#
me quite half as much
G# F#
as I know I need her I
C#
wonder why there's not
D#m F#
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
G# F#
And when I feel like giving up
C#
like my world is falling down
G# D#m
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
F#
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
C#
I know that everything
G#
I know that everything
F#
I know that everything
Mark:
A#m G#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
C#
I know that everything
G#
I know that everything
F#
I know that everything
Mark:
A#m G# C#
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
C#
Yeah my girlfriend takes
G# F#
collect calls from the road
C# D#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
F#
that I'm lacking in the
C#
bulge she laughs at my
G# F#
dumb jokes when no one does
C#
she brings me mexican food
D#m F#
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
C# A#m F# x3, C# A#m E, C# A#m F#
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) B New Hope
Key: A
Chords used:
A 320033
Bm x02210
D x32010
E xx0232
F#m 022000
G# 244322
Intro: A Bm A Bm D E x2
A Bm D E x2
Verse 1:
A D E
i've got her in my head
A D E
At night when i go to bed
F#m
And I know it sounds lame
D E A
But she's the girl of my dreams
A D E
And of course I'd do anything for
A D E
her I'd search the moons of Endor
F#m
I'd even walk naked through
D E A
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
Bm D
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
A Bm A G# A Bm A
And who's laying there by your side
Bm
Every night I fall asleep with
D E
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: A Bm A Bm D E
A Bm D E
Verse 2:
A D
And even though I'm not as cool
E A D
as Han I want to still be your
E F#m
man You're exactly the kind
D E A
of Alderranian that I need
A D E
But when you were available
A D
I was drinking Colt 45's with
E F#m
Lando I was hanging out in
D E A
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
A Bm A Bm D E A Bm A Bm D
Interlude: plam mute
A Bm D E x2
Beat Changes Back:
A E D F#m E x3
A E C(hold)
Bridge:
Bm D A Bm A G# A Bm A
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
Bm D A Bm A G# A Bm A
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: C
Chords used:
C x13331
G 133211
Em xx0231
F x68886
Dm X35543
Intro: C G Em Dm x2
Verse 1:
C G
Crossed the street
Em Dm
Naked at night
C G Em
Bent over to show
Dm
some moonlight
C G
Pulled out some beer
Em Em
and I gulped it down
C G
Nude in a gutter is
Em Dm
how I was found
C G
Thrown in a police car
Em Dm
and the door slammed
C G
No noise just silence
Em
as I screamed my
Dm C
dick was jammed
G Em
Now in prison for one
Dm
month no one to
C G
see All I got is
Em Dm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
C G
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
F G
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
C
Took a shower cause I stunk
G
Smoked a bong killed a cat
F
Had my nuts attacked by rats
G
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: C G F G x2
Slow: C G Em Dm x2
Verse 2:
C G Em Dm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
C G Em Dm
Forgot that I left my pants down
C G Em Dm
Bent over to pick them up
C G Em
Felt a twelve gauge right
Dm C
in my hum didi hum
G
The famer took me
Em Dm
to his house
C G
Showed me the closet
Em Dm
from the inside out
C G
The police came
Em Dm
and took me away
C G
Saw Ben Dover again
Em Dm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
C G F G x4
Slow: C G Em Dm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x24442
G# 244322
A#m 466444
F# 022100
D#m x46654
G#/C x143xx
C#/F x698xx
Intro: C#
C# F# C# A#m G# A#m F# x2
Verse 1:
C#
B freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
G#/C
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
F# A#m
All's fair in love and war until
F#
you say it isn't but you're wrong
C#
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
G#/C
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
F#
La familia is dead and gone
A#m F#
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
G# A#m
Is it too much to ask for the
F#
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
G#
mine I wanted everything
A#m
I got it and now I'm
F#
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
C# F# C# A#m G# A#m F# x2
Verse 2:
C#
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
G#/C
When we were young and innocent
F#
Elbow drop Sundays when
A#m F#
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
C#
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
G#/C
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
F#
I know it's for the best
A#m
but sometimes I wonder
F#
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
C# G#/C F# A#m F# x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
C# D#m C#/F F# x2
C# D#m A#m F# x2
Outro:
C#
You're gonna drown
D#m
in the mess you make
A#m F#
Your self inflicted hate
C#
You turn your back on
D#m
the friends you lose
A#m
When they don't
F#
follow all your rules
C#
But people are
D#m
what they wanna be
A#m
They're not lemmings
F#
to the sea
C#
Maybe it's time you
D#m
looked at yourself
A#m
And stop blaming life
F# B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: B
Chords used:
B x02220
F# 022100
G#m 244222
E xx0232
F#/A# 476xxx
C#m x24432
Intro: B F# G#m E x2
Tom:
E B
Don't bide your time
F#
Cause it is almost over
E
And I know you're down
E
And I'll see you around
B
And I know it hurts
F#
But you're just getting older
E
And I know you'll win
F# A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
F#/A# B x3, F#/A# B C#m
B E C#m E F# x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
B F#
Just yesterday
E F# B
It always seemed like such a dream
F# E
We're unstoppable indestructable
F# B
Nothing happens to our machine
F#
And there's no harm
E F# B
At least nothing we can see
F# E
As for you not so true
F#
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: B E C#m E F# x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
B F# E
What a loss You just
F# B
lost all your sleep
F#
And we've always thought
E F#
That this could never
B
happen you see
F#
That it's so hard
E F# B
You gotta get up on your feet
F# E
Cause the only way I gotta say
F#
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
E B
Don't bide your time
F#
Cause it is almost over
E
And I know you're down
E
And I'll see you around
B
And I know it hurts
F#
But you're just getting older
E
And I know you'll win
F#
You'll do it once again
Interlude: B F# G#m E x2
Bridge:
Mark:
B
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
F#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
G#m
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
E
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
B F#
This Happened to you
G#m E
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: B E C#m E F# x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.