Intro
A/C# D A x3 A/C# D
Verse 1:
Mark:
A
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
E D
G loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
A
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
E
I've done all I can but she
D
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
A
You got you got you
E
got to help me out
Tom:
D
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
A
No one no one no
E
one likes a drop out
Tom:
D
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Gbm A E
Don't pull me down
A
this is where I belong
Tom:
D
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Gbm A E
Don't pull me down
A
this is where I belong
tom:
D
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: A/C# D A x3 A/C# D
Verse 2:
Mark:
A
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
E
If I gave a fuck there would
D
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
A
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
E
I've done all I can but her
D
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
A
You got you got you
E
got to help me out
Tom:
D
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
A
No one no one no
E
one likes a drop out
Tom:
D
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: A/C# D A x4
Gbm A E A D
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Gbm A E
Don't pull me down
A
this is where I belong
Tom:
D
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: A#
Chords used:
A# x32010
Gm x02210
D# 133211
F 320003
Verse 1:
A#
And when the day ends
Gm D#
I'm sure she feels sorrow
A#
The lonely guy I am I
Gm D#
wait for her to change
A#
I've been here two days
Gm D#
I'll sure be here tomorrow
A#
I'd eat her all if she
Gm D#
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
F D# A# D# A# F
I wish she'd be more kind now
F D#
I'm out of luck cause the
A# F
shades are pulled down
D#
I've seen everything
A# F
there is to be shown
D# A# D# A# F A# D# A# F
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
A#
I can't be too cool in a
Gm D#
tree with my pants down
A#
The air is cold and I've
Gm D#
got splinters in my feet
A#
She caught me once but I
Gm D#
don't think that she cares
A#
now Unlike before her view
Gm D#
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
A# D#
I bet this last time's
F D#
the one time too many
A# D#
The rush of waiting is
F D#
burning through my head
A# D#
Right after supper her
F D#
brother shower's twice a
A# D#
week He kicks my ass so much
F D# F
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
A#
I've made mistakes by
Gm D#
looking in the wrong window
A#
Her dad is big and I've
Gm D#
never seen his face
A#
I've been here two days
Gm D#
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
A#
My lady's so sweet she
Gm D#
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
D# A# F D# A# x6
Outro: A# D# A# F x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: A#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A# - x32010
F - 320003
Gm - x02210
D# - 133211
Cm - xx0231
A#/D - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
A# F
its all right to tell me
Gm D#
what you think about me
A# F
i won't try to argue
Gm D#
or hold it against you
A# F
i know that you're leaving
Gm D#
you must have your reason
A# F
the season is calling
Gm D#
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
A# F
the steps that i retrace
Gm D#
the sad look on your face
A# F
the timing the structure
Gm D#
did you hear? he fucked her
A# F
a day late a buck sort
Gm D#
i'm riding the report
A# F
i'm losing and failing
Gm D#
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
A#
now and it will
F
happen once again
Gm
your turn to a friend
D#
someone that understands
A#
sees through a master plan
F
but everybody's gone
Gm
and i've been here for to long
D#
to face this on your own
F A# F Gm
Well I guess this is growing up
D# A# F Gm D#
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
A# F
and maybe i'll see you
Gm D#
at a movie sneak preview
A# F
you show up and walk by
Gm D#
in the arm of that guy
A# F
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
Gm D#
and pretend it's ok
A# F
the charade it won't
Gm
last we he's gone
D#
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
A#
back and it will
F
happen once again
Gm
your turn to a friend
D#
someone that understands
A#
sees through a master plan
F
but everybody's gone
Gm
and i've been here for to long
D#
to face this on your own
F A# F Gm
Well I guess this is growing up
D# A# F Gm D#
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
D#
Well I guess this
A# F Gm
is growing up
D#
Well I guess this
A# F Gm
is growing up
D#
Well I guess this
A# F Gm
is growing up
D#
Well I guess this
A# F Gm
is growing up
D#
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: G
Chords used:
G x02220
Am x24432
G/B x476xx
C xx0232
D 022100
Gb 466544
Bm x46654
Intro: G D x4
G Am G/B C D Am G Am
Verse 1:
G G/B Em C
You don't need nothing
D G/B D D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
G G/B Em C
Don't wait for me to help you
D G/B D C
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
G Bm Gb C D
No trust
G Bm Gb C D
All I got is lies
G Bm Gb C D
Boring
G Bm Gb C D
All right
Interlude: G Am G/B C D Am G Am
Verse 2:
G G/B Em C
Misplaced your values
D G/B D D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
G G/B Em C
Don't sit there and act humble
D G/B D C
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: G C D x4
Bass Solo: G Bm Gb C D
Outro: G Bm Gb C D A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: G
Chords used:
G/B x476xx or x42220
C xx0232
G x02220
D 022100
Em 244222
Intro: G/B C G D x2
Verse 1:
G
Please mom You ground
me all the time
C
I know that I was
D
right All along
G
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
C
I know not what I
D
did Just having fun
Refrain:
G/B
You couldn't wait
C
for something new
G
And yesterday
D
I thought of you
G/B
It left me to think as
C
if I couldn't walk away
G D
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
Em C
Nothing to lose
G
G boy who went out
D
when he finished
all his chores
Em C
Nothing to do
G
They can't trust me because
D
I blew it once before
Interlude: G/B C G D x2
Verse 2:
G
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
C
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
D
At least one time
G
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
C
It's been awhile
Since I have
D
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: G C G/B D C x4
G x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: G
Chords used:
G x02220
Em 244222
C xx0232
Am x24432
Intro: G , G Em C x2
Verse 1:
G
Watching your house shrink
Em
away in my rear view mirror
C G
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
Em
words that meant nothing
C G
That I didn't say I'm trying
Em C
to be what you want me to be
G
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
Em C
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
Em C
I think you need
Am
some time alone
Em C
You say you want someone
G
to call your own
Em C
Open you eyes You can
Am
suck in your pride
Em
You can live your
C
life all on your own
Interlude: G Em C x2
Verse 2:
G
Is this all going to
be just another time
Em C
That we play this game
G
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
Em C
but somehow they end up the same
G
But what did you expect from me
Em C G
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
Em C
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
Em
I don't want to
C Am
live this lie again
Em C
I know I'll get it right
G
but I don't know when
Em C
I'll open my eyes I've
Am
got something inside
Em
I'll just jack off in
C
my room until noon
Bass Solo: G Em C x2
Interlude: G Em C x2
Outro:
G
It's never over
till it’s done
Em
And I don't think
C
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
G Em C A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: C
Chords used:
C xx0232
G x02220
Am x24432
F 320033
Dm7 022030
Intro: C G Am G F x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
C Am G F G x2, C Dm7 F G x2
C G F G
Verse 1:
C G F
Gm I strungout crazy
G
or not allowed
C G
To be the one who
F G
gets stupid over you
C Dm7 F
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
G C
maybe you're just on crack
Dm7
Why am I the one who gets
F G
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: C Am G F x4
C Dm7 F G x2
Verse 2:
C Dm7
She doesn't care at all
F G
She doesn't care at all
C Dm7
She doesn't care about those
F G
times we never shared at all
Interlude: C Am G F x4
Verse 3:
C Am
If I were the last
G F
Of the few who always ask
C
Would you still be the
Am G F
same person that I knew
C Am
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
C Am G F
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
C G Am G F C G Am G C D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: A
Chords used:
A x24442
D 022100
E 244322
Gbm 466444
Intro: A D E x2
Verse 1:
A
I think of awhile ago
D E
We might have had it all
A
I was so stupid then
D E
You needed time to grow
A
But now just as things change
D E
As well my feelings do
A
In time things rearrange
D E
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Gbm D
But what do I get cause
A
just seem to lose
E
You make me regret those
Gbm
times I spent with you
D
And playing those games
A
as I wait for your call
E
And now I give up so
D
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
A Gbm E D x2
Verse 2:
A
It's not a change of pace
D E
This time I'll get it right
A
It's not a change of taste
D E A
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
D E
They were there when you cried
A
Didn't mean to hurt you
D
then Best friends just
E
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: A D E x4
Verse 3:
A
It's not a change of pace
D E
This time I'll get it right
A
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Gbm D
When I needed you most
A
When I needed a friend
E
You let me down now
Gbm
Like I let you down then
D
So sorry it's over
A E A E A E A E B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: A#
Chords used:
A# x32010
F 320003
Gm x02210
D# 133211
Cm xx0231
Verse 1:
A#
She didn't mean to
D# F
deceive you believe me
A#
But sometimes the
D# F
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
Gm
The good intentions
D#
that you had
Now only came to
Gm
this And although
she saw the mark
Cm D#
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
A#
It isn't exciting
D# F
reciting the stories
A#
Of kind words turned hurting
D# F
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
Gm
Both getting tired
D#
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
Gm
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Cm D#
But some good
things must end
Interlude: A# D# F D# x2
Verse 3:
A#
And she said "It
D#
could never survive
With such differing
F
lives One home one
D# A#
out on tour again
We may never come
D#
back The strike of
F
a match The candle's
D#
buring at both ends"
Interlude: A# D# F D# x2
Verse 4:
A# D#
And now she knows too much
F
And I'm too fucked up
D#
It's awkward trying
A#
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
D#
fine Show up right on
F
time But I know I'll
D#
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
Gm
I never wanted to hold you
D#
back I'm just trying to hold
Gm Cm D#
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
A# F D#
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
A#
I'll take what you're willing to
Cm
give And I'll teach myself to
D#
live With a walk on part
F
of a background shot
D# F
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: A# D# F D# x2
Bridge:
A# D# F D#
She's so important
A# D# F D#
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
Gm D#
And now I realize
Gm
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Cm D# F
As if I had a choice anyway
Cm
Where are you coming from?
D#
What are you running from?
F
Is it so hard to see?
Cm
And if you're feeling scared
D#
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
F
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
D# F A# D# F D# A# D#
everything to me
F
You know that it meant
D#
everything to me
Outro: A# D# F D# x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: D
Chords used:
A x24442
Bm x46654
G x02220
D 022100
Em 244222
Gbm 466444
Dsus4 022200
D/Ab 022300
D/A 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
A Bm
One more time you
G A
will laugh without it
Bm
And he'll never try
G D
to give you more
And I don't care cause
F#m G D
he is such a dick
He treats you like
F#m G A
you a stupid whore
Bm
And it seems like things
G A
will never change
Bm
You go on every cloud
G D
is in your way
And I know you feel
F#m G D
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
F#m G
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
A
say She's better off
G Bm A
sleeping on the floor
G
because she fell
D A
right off when all
G Bm A
are said you know
G Em
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
A Bm
Why leave when you
G A
claim it is love?
But why stay when
Bm G D
you're not the only one?
F#m G
She's proved she's strong
D F#m G
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
A D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
A D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
A D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
A D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A D Em G A
She's better off sleeping on the floor
D Em G E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: A
Chords used:
A x24442
Gbm 466444
D 022100
E 244322
Bm x46654
Intro: A x4,
Bass Solo:
A Gbm D x3, A Gbm E, A Gbm D
Verse 1:
Mark:
A
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
E D
home when I'm too drunk to drive
A Bm
and she doesn't get all jealous
D
when I hang out with the
A
guys she laughs at my dumb
E D
jokes when no one does
A
she brings me mexican food
Bm D
from Sombrero's just because
A
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
A
And my girlfriend
E D
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
A
and she's so smart
Bm
and independent I
D
don't think she needs
A
me quite half as much
E D
as I know I need her I
A
wonder why there's not
Bm D
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
E D
And when I feel like giving up
A
like my world is falling down
E Bm
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
D
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
A
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
D
I know that everything
Mark:
Gbm E
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
A
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
D
I know that everything
Mark:
Gbm E A
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
A
Yeah my girlfriend takes
E D
collect calls from the road
A Bm
and it doesn't seem to matter
D
that I'm lacking in the
A
bulge she laughs at my
E D
dumb jokes when no one does
A
she brings me mexican food
Bm D
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
A Gbm D x3, A Gbm E, A Gbm D
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) G New Hope
Key: F
Chords used:
F 320033
Gm x02210
A# x32010
C xx0232
Dm 022000
E 244322
Intro: F Gm F Gm A# C x2
F Gm A# C x2
Verse 1:
F A# C
i've got her in my head
F A# C
At night when i go to bed
Dm
And I know it sounds lame
A# C F
But she's the girl of my dreams
F A# C
And of course I'd do anything for
F A# C
her I'd search the moons of Endor
Dm
I'd even walk naked through
A# C F
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
Gm A#
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
F Gm F E F Gm F
And who's laying there by your side
Gm
Every night I fall asleep with
A# C
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: F Gm F Gm A# C
F Gm A# C
Verse 2:
F A#
And even though I'm not as cool
C F A#
as Han I want to still be your
C Dm
man You're exactly the kind
A# C F
of Alderranian that I need
F A# C
But when you were available
F A#
I was drinking Colt 45's with
C Dm
Lando I was hanging out in
A# C F
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
F Gm F Gm A# C F Gm F Gm A#
Interlude: plam mute
F Gm A# C x2
Beat Changes Back:
F C A# Dm C x3
F C C(hold)
Bridge:
Gm A# F Gm F E F Gm F
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
Gm A# F Gm F E F Gm F
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: Ab
Chords used:
Ab x13331
D# 133211
Cm xx0231
Db x68886
A#m X35543
Intro: Ab D# Cm A#m x2
Verse 1:
Ab D#
Crossed the street
Cm A#m
Naked at night
Ab D# Cm
Bent over to show
A#m
some moonlight
Ab D#
Pulled out some beer
Cm Cm
and I gulped it down
Ab D#
Nude in a gutter is
Cm A#m
how I was found
Ab D#
Thrown in a police car
Cm A#m
and the door slammed
Ab D#
No noise just silence
Cm
as I screamed my
A#m Ab
dick was jammed
D# Cm
Now in prison for one
A#m
month no one to
Ab D#
see All I got is
Cm A#m
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Ab D#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Db D#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Ab
Took a shower cause I stunk
D#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Db
Had my nuts attacked by rats
D#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Ab D# Db D# x2
Slow: Ab D# Cm A#m x2
Verse 2:
Ab D# Cm A#m
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Ab D# Cm A#m
Forgot that I left my pants down
Ab D# Cm A#m
Bent over to pick them up
Ab D# Cm
Felt a twelve gauge right
A#m Ab
in my hum didi hum
D#
The famer took me
Cm A#m
to his house
Ab D#
Showed me the closet
Cm A#m
from the inside out
Ab D#
The police came
Cm A#m
and took me away
Ab D#
Saw Ben Dover again
Cm A#m
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Ab D# Db D# x4
Slow: Ab D# Cm A#m x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: A
Chords used:
A x24442
E 244322
Gbm 466444
D 022100
Bm x46654
E/Ab x143xx
A/C# x698xx
Intro: A
A D A Gbm E Gbm D x2
Verse 1:
A
G freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
E/Ab
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
D Gbm
All's fair in love and war until
D
you say it isn't but you're wrong
A
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
E/Ab
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
D
La familia is dead and gone
Gbm D
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
E Gbm
Is it too much to ask for the
D
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
E
mine I wanted everything
Gbm
I got it and now I'm
D
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
A D A Gbm E Gbm D x2
Verse 2:
A
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
E/Ab
When we were young and innocent
D
Elbow drop Sundays when
Gbm D
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
A
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
E/Ab
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
D
I know it's for the best
Gbm
but sometimes I wonder
D
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
A E/Ab D Gbm D x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
A Bm A/C# D x2
A Bm Gbm D x2
Outro:
A
You're gonna drown
Bm
in the mess you make
Gbm D
Your self inflicted hate
A
You turn your back on
Bm
the friends you lose
Gbm
When they don't
D
follow all your rules
A
But people are
Bm
what they wanna be
Gbm
They're not lemmings
D
to the sea
A
Maybe it's time you
Bm
looked at yourself
Gbm
And stop blaming life
D B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: G
Chords used:
G x02220
D 022100
Em 244222
C xx0232
D/F# 476xxx
Am x24432
Intro: G D Em C x2
Tom:
C G
Don't bide your time
D
Cause it is almost over
C
And I know you're down
C
And I'll see you around
G
And I know it hurts
D
But you're just getting older
C
And I know you'll win
D A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
D/F# G x3, D/F# G Am
G C Am C D x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
G D
Just yesterday
C D G
It always seemed like such a dream
D C
We're unstoppable indestructable
D G
Nothing happens to our machine
D
And there's no harm
C D G
At least nothing we can see
D C
As for you not so true
D
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: G C Am C D x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
G D C
What a loss You just
D G
lost all your sleep
D
And we've always thought
C D
That this could never
G
happen you see
D
That it's so hard
C D G
You gotta get up on your feet
D C
Cause the only way I gotta say
D
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
C G
Don't bide your time
D
Cause it is almost over
C
And I know you're down
C
And I'll see you around
G
And I know it hurts
D
But you're just getting older
C
And I know you'll win
D
You'll do it once again
Interlude: G D Em C x2
Bridge:
Mark:
G
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
D
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
Em
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
C
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
G D
This Happened to you
Em C
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: G C Am C D x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.