Intro
E/G# A E x3 E/G# A
Verse 1:
Mark:
E
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
B A
D loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
E
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
B
I've done all I can but she
A
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
E
You got you got you
B
got to help me out
Tom:
A
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
E
No one no one no
B
one likes a drop out
Tom:
A
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Dbm E B
Don't pull me down
E
this is where I belong
Tom:
A
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Dbm E B
Don't pull me down
E
this is where I belong
tom:
A
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: E/G# A E x3 E/G# A
Verse 2:
Mark:
E
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
B
If I gave a fuck there would
A
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
E
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
B
I've done all I can but her
A
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
E
You got you got you
B
got to help me out
Tom:
A
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
E
No one no one no
B
one likes a drop out
Tom:
A
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: E/G# A E x4
Dbm E B E A
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Dbm E B
Don't pull me down
E
this is where I belong
Tom:
A
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: F
Chords used:
F x32010
Dm x02210
A# 133211
C 320003
Verse 1:
F
And when the day ends
Dm A#
I'm sure she feels sorrow
F
The lonely guy I am I
Dm A#
wait for her to change
F
I've been here two days
Dm A#
I'll sure be here tomorrow
F
I'd eat her all if she
Dm A#
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
C A# F A# F C
I wish she'd be more kind now
C A#
I'm out of luck cause the
F C
shades are pulled down
A#
I've seen everything
F C
there is to be shown
A# F A# F C F A# F C
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
F
I can't be too cool in a
Dm A#
tree with my pants down
F
The air is cold and I've
Dm A#
got splinters in my feet
F
She caught me once but I
Dm A#
don't think that she cares
F
now Unlike before her view
Dm A#
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
F A#
I bet this last time's
C A#
the one time too many
F A#
The rush of waiting is
C A#
burning through my head
F A#
Right after supper her
C A#
brother shower's twice a
F A#
week He kicks my ass so much
C A# C
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
F
I've made mistakes by
Dm A#
looking in the wrong window
F
Her dad is big and I've
Dm A#
never seen his face
F
I've been here two days
Dm A#
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
F
My lady's so sweet she
Dm A#
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
A# F C A# F x6
Outro: F A# F C x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: F
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
F - x32010
C - 320003
Dm - x02210
A# - 133211
Gm - xx0231
F/A - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
F C
its all right to tell me
Dm A#
what you think about me
F C
i won't try to argue
Dm A#
or hold it against you
F C
i know that you're leaving
Dm A#
you must have your reason
F C
the season is calling
Dm A#
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
F C
the steps that i retrace
Dm A#
the sad look on your face
F C
the timing the structure
Dm A#
did you hear? he fucked her
F C
a day late a buck sort
Dm A#
i'm riding the report
F C
i'm losing and failing
Dm A#
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
F
now and it will
C
happen once again
Dm
your turn to a friend
A#
someone that understands
F
sees through a master plan
C
but everybody's gone
Dm
and i've been here for to long
A#
to face this on your own
C F C Dm
Well I guess this is growing up
A# F C Dm A#
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
F C
and maybe i'll see you
Dm A#
at a movie sneak preview
F C
you show up and walk by
Dm A#
in the arm of that guy
F C
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
Dm A#
and pretend it's ok
F C
the charade it won't
Dm
last we he's gone
A#
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
F
back and it will
C
happen once again
Dm
your turn to a friend
A#
someone that understands
F
sees through a master plan
C
but everybody's gone
Dm
and i've been here for to long
A#
to face this on your own
C F C Dm
Well I guess this is growing up
A# F C Dm A#
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
A#
Well I guess this
F C Dm
is growing up
A#
Well I guess this
F C Dm
is growing up
A#
Well I guess this
F C Dm
is growing up
A#
Well I guess this
F C Dm
is growing up
A#
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: D
Chords used:
D x02220
Em x24432
D/F# x476xx
G xx0232
A 022100
Db 466544
F#m x46654
Intro: D A x4
D Em D/F# G A Em D Em
Verse 1:
D D/F# Bm G
You don't need nothing
A D/F# A D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
D D/F# Bm G
Don't wait for me to help you
A D/F# A G
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
D F#m Db G A
No trust
D F#m Db G A
All I got is lies
D F#m Db G A
Boring
D F#m Db G A
All right
Interlude: D Em D/F# G A Em D Em
Verse 2:
D D/F# Bm G
Misplaced your values
A D/F# A D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
D D/F# Bm G
Don't sit there and act humble
A D/F# A G
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: D G A x4
Bass Solo: D F#m Db G A
Outro: D F#m Db G A A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: D
Chords used:
D/F# x476xx or x42220
G xx0232
D x02220
A 022100
Bm 244222
Intro: D/F# G D A x2
Verse 1:
D
Please mom You ground
me all the time
G
I know that I was
A
right All along
D
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
G
I know not what I
A
did Just having fun
Refrain:
D/F#
You couldn't wait
G
for something new
D
And yesterday
A
I thought of you
D/F#
It left me to think as
G
if I couldn't walk away
D A
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
Bm G
Nothing to lose
D
D boy who went out
A
when he finished
all his chores
Bm G
Nothing to do
D
They can't trust me because
A
I blew it once before
Interlude: D/F# G D A x2
Verse 2:
D
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
G
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
A
At least one time
D
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
G
It's been awhile
Since I have
A
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: D G D/F# A G x4
D x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: D
Chords used:
D x02220
Bm 244222
G xx0232
Em x24432
Intro: D , D Bm G x2
Verse 1:
D
Watching your house shrink
Bm
away in my rear view mirror
G D
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
Bm
words that meant nothing
G D
That I didn't say I'm trying
Bm G
to be what you want me to be
D
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
Bm G
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
Bm G
I think you need
Em
some time alone
Bm G
You say you want someone
D
to call your own
Bm G
Open you eyes You can
Em
suck in your pride
Bm
You can live your
G
life all on your own
Interlude: D Bm G x2
Verse 2:
D
Is this all going to
be just another time
Bm G
That we play this game
D
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
Bm G
but somehow they end up the same
D
But what did you expect from me
Bm G D
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
Bm G
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
Bm
I don't want to
G Em
live this lie again
Bm G
I know I'll get it right
D
but I don't know when
Bm G
I'll open my eyes I've
Em
got something inside
Bm
I'll just jack off in
G
my room until noon
Bass Solo: D Bm G x2
Interlude: D Bm G x2
Outro:
D
It's never over
till it’s done
Bm
And I don't think
G
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
D Bm G A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: G
Chords used:
G xx0232
D x02220
Em x24432
C 320033
Am7 022030
Intro: G D Em D C x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
G Em D C D x2, G Am7 C D x2
G D C D
Verse 1:
G D C
Dm I strungout crazy
D
or not allowed
G D
To be the one who
C D
gets stupid over you
G Am7 C
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
D G
maybe you're just on crack
Am7
Why am I the one who gets
C D
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: G Em D C x4
G Am7 C D x2
Verse 2:
G Am7
She doesn't care at all
C D
She doesn't care at all
G Am7
She doesn't care about those
C D
times we never shared at all
Interlude: G Em D C x4
Verse 3:
G Em
If I were the last
D C
Of the few who always ask
G
Would you still be the
Em D C
same person that I knew
G Em
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
G Em D C
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
G D Em D C G D Em D G D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: E
Chords used:
E x24442
A 022100
B 244322
Dbm 466444
Intro: E A B x2
Verse 1:
E
I think of awhile ago
A B
We might have had it all
E
I was so stupid then
A B
You needed time to grow
E
But now just as things change
A B
As well my feelings do
E
In time things rearrange
A B
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Dbm A
But what do I get cause
E
just seem to lose
B
You make me regret those
Dbm
times I spent with you
A
And playing those games
E
as I wait for your call
B
And now I give up so
A
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
E Dbm B A x2
Verse 2:
E
It's not a change of pace
A B
This time I'll get it right
E
It's not a change of taste
A B E
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
A B
They were there when you cried
E
Didn't mean to hurt you
A
then Best friends just
B
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: E A B x4
Verse 3:
E
It's not a change of pace
A B
This time I'll get it right
E
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Dbm A
When I needed you most
E
When I needed a friend
B
You let me down now
Dbm
Like I let you down then
A
So sorry it's over
E B E B E B E B B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: F
Chords used:
F x32010
C 320003
Dm x02210
A# 133211
Gm xx0231
Verse 1:
F
She didn't mean to
A# C
deceive you believe me
F
But sometimes the
A# C
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
Dm
The good intentions
A#
that you had
Now only came to
Dm
this And although
she saw the mark
Gm A#
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
F
It isn't exciting
A# C
reciting the stories
F
Of kind words turned hurting
A# C
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
Dm
Both getting tired
A#
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
Dm
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Gm A#
But some good
things must end
Interlude: F A# C A# x2
Verse 3:
F
And she said "It
A#
could never survive
With such differing
C
lives One home one
A# F
out on tour again
We may never come
A#
back The strike of
C
a match The candle's
A#
buring at both ends"
Interlude: F A# C A# x2
Verse 4:
F A#
And now she knows too much
C
And I'm too fucked up
A#
It's awkward trying
F
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
A#
fine Show up right on
C
time But I know I'll
A#
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
Dm
I never wanted to hold you
A#
back I'm just trying to hold
Dm Gm A#
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
F C A#
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
F
I'll take what you're willing to
Gm
give And I'll teach myself to
A#
live With a walk on part
C
of a background shot
A# C
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: F A# C A# x2
Bridge:
F A# C A#
She's so important
F A# C A#
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
Dm A#
And now I realize
Dm
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Gm A# C
As if I had a choice anyway
Gm
Where are you coming from?
A#
What are you running from?
C
Is it so hard to see?
Gm
And if you're feeling scared
A#
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
C
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
A# C F A# C A# F A#
everything to me
C
You know that it meant
A#
everything to me
Outro: F A# C A# x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: A
Chords used:
E x24442
F#m x46654
D x02220
A 022100
Bm 244222
Dbm 466444
Asus4 022200
A/Eb 022300
A/E 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
E F#m
One more time you
D E
will laugh without it
F#m
And he'll never try
D A
to give you more
And I don't care cause
C#m D A
he is such a dick
He treats you like
C#m D E
you a stupid whore
F#m
And it seems like things
D E
will never change
F#m
You go on every cloud
D A
is in your way
And I know you feel
C#m D A
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
C#m D
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
E
say She's better off
D F#m E
sleeping on the floor
D
because she fell
A E
right off when all
D F#m E
are said you know
D Bm
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
E F#m
Why leave when you
D E
claim it is love?
But why stay when
F#m D A
you're not the only one?
C#m D
She's proved she's strong
A C#m D
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
E A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
E A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
E A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
E A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E A Bm D E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A Bm D E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: E
Chords used:
E x24442
Dbm 466444
A 022100
B 244322
F#m x46654
Intro: E x4,
Bass Solo:
E Dbm A x3, E Dbm E, E Dbm A
Verse 1:
Mark:
E
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
B A
home when I'm too drunk to drive
E F#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
A
when I hang out with the
E
guys she laughs at my dumb
B A
jokes when no one does
E
she brings me mexican food
F#m A
from Sombrero's just because
E
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
E
And my girlfriend
B A
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
E
and she's so smart
F#m
and independent I
A
don't think she needs
E
me quite half as much
B A
as I know I need her I
E
wonder why there's not
F#m A
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
B A
And when I feel like giving up
E
like my world is falling down
B F#m
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
A
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
E
I know that everything
B
I know that everything
A
I know that everything
Mark:
Dbm B
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
E
I know that everything
B
I know that everything
A
I know that everything
Mark:
Dbm B E
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
E
Yeah my girlfriend takes
B A
collect calls from the road
E F#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
A
that I'm lacking in the
E
bulge she laughs at my
B A
dumb jokes when no one does
E
she brings me mexican food
F#m A
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
E Dbm A x3, E Dbm E, E Dbm A
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) D New Hope
Key: C
Chords used:
C 320033
Dm x02210
F x32010
G xx0232
Am 022000
B 244322
Intro: C Dm C Dm F G x2
C Dm F G x2
Verse 1:
C F G
i've got her in my head
C F G
At night when i go to bed
Am
And I know it sounds lame
F G C
But she's the girl of my dreams
C F G
And of course I'd do anything for
C F G
her I'd search the moons of Endor
Am
I'd even walk naked through
F G C
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
Dm F
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
C Dm C B C Dm C
And who's laying there by your side
Dm
Every night I fall asleep with
F G
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: C Dm C Dm F G
C Dm F G
Verse 2:
C F
And even though I'm not as cool
G C F
as Han I want to still be your
G Am
man You're exactly the kind
F G C
of Alderranian that I need
C F G
But when you were available
C F
I was drinking Colt 45's with
G Am
Lando I was hanging out in
F G C
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
C Dm C Dm F G C Dm C Dm F
Interlude: plam mute
C Dm F G x2
Beat Changes Back:
C G F Am G x3
C G C(hold)
Bridge:
Dm F C Dm C B C Dm C
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
Dm F C Dm C B C Dm C
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: Eb
Chords used:
Eb x13331
A# 133211
Gm xx0231
Ab x68886
Fm X35543
Intro: Eb A# Gm Fm x2
Verse 1:
Eb A#
Crossed the street
Gm Fm
Naked at night
Eb A# Gm
Bent over to show
Fm
some moonlight
Eb A#
Pulled out some beer
Gm Gm
and I gulped it down
Eb A#
Nude in a gutter is
Gm Fm
how I was found
Eb A#
Thrown in a police car
Gm Fm
and the door slammed
Eb A#
No noise just silence
Gm
as I screamed my
Fm Eb
dick was jammed
A# Gm
Now in prison for one
Fm
month no one to
Eb A#
see All I got is
Gm Fm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Eb A#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Ab A#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Eb
Took a shower cause I stunk
A#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Ab
Had my nuts attacked by rats
A#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Eb A# Ab A# x2
Slow: Eb A# Gm Fm x2
Verse 2:
Eb A# Gm Fm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Eb A# Gm Fm
Forgot that I left my pants down
Eb A# Gm Fm
Bent over to pick them up
Eb A# Gm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Fm Eb
in my hum didi hum
A#
The famer took me
Gm Fm
to his house
Eb A#
Showed me the closet
Gm Fm
from the inside out
Eb A#
The police came
Gm Fm
and took me away
Eb A#
Saw Ben Dover again
Gm Fm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Eb A# Ab A# x4
Slow: Eb A# Gm Fm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: E
Chords used:
E x24442
B 244322
Dbm 466444
A 022100
F#m x46654
B/Eb x143xx
E/G# x698xx
Intro: E
E A E Dbm B Dbm A x2
Verse 1:
E
D freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
B/Eb
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
A Dbm
All's fair in love and war until
A
you say it isn't but you're wrong
E
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
B/Eb
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
A
La familia is dead and gone
Dbm A
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
B Dbm
Is it too much to ask for the
A
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
B
mine I wanted everything
Dbm
I got it and now I'm
A
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
E A E Dbm B Dbm A x2
Verse 2:
E
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
B/Eb
When we were young and innocent
A
Elbow drop Sundays when
Dbm A
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
E
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
B/Eb
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
A
I know it's for the best
Dbm
but sometimes I wonder
A
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
E B/Eb A Dbm A x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
E F#m E/G# A x2
E F#m Dbm A x2
Outro:
E
You're gonna drown
F#m
in the mess you make
Dbm A
Your self inflicted hate
E
You turn your back on
F#m
the friends you lose
Dbm
When they don't
A
follow all your rules
E
But people are
F#m
what they wanna be
Dbm
They're not lemmings
A
to the sea
E
Maybe it's time you
F#m
looked at yourself
Dbm
And stop blaming life
A B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: D
Chords used:
D x02220
A 022100
Bm 244222
G xx0232
A/C# 476xxx
Em x24432
Intro: D A Bm G x2
Tom:
G D
Don't bide your time
A
Cause it is almost over
G
And I know you're down
G
And I'll see you around
D
And I know it hurts
A
But you're just getting older
G
And I know you'll win
A A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
A/C# D x3, A/C# D Em
D G Em G A x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
D A
Just yesterday
G A D
It always seemed like such a dream
A G
We're unstoppable indestructable
A D
Nothing happens to our machine
A
And there's no harm
G A D
At least nothing we can see
A G
As for you not so true
A
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: D G Em G A x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
D A G
What a loss You just
A D
lost all your sleep
A
And we've always thought
G A
That this could never
D
happen you see
A
That it's so hard
G A D
You gotta get up on your feet
A G
Cause the only way I gotta say
A
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
G D
Don't bide your time
A
Cause it is almost over
G
And I know you're down
G
And I'll see you around
D
And I know it hurts
A
But you're just getting older
G
And I know you'll win
A
You'll do it once again
Interlude: D A Bm G x2
Bridge:
Mark:
D
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
A
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
Bm
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
G
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
D A
This Happened to you
Bm G
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: D G Em G A x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.