Intro
F#/A# B F# x3 F#/A# B
Verse 1:
Mark:
F#
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
C# B
E loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
F#
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
C#
I've done all I can but she
B
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
F#
You got you got you
C#
got to help me out
Tom:
B
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
F#
No one no one no
C#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
B
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Ebm F# C#
Don't pull me down
F#
this is where I belong
Tom:
B
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Ebm F# C#
Don't pull me down
F#
this is where I belong
tom:
B
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: F#/A# B F# x3 F#/A# B
Verse 2:
Mark:
F#
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
C#
If I gave a fuck there would
B
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
F#
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
C#
I've done all I can but her
B
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
F#
You got you got you
C#
got to help me out
Tom:
B
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
F#
No one no one no
C#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
B
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: F#/A# B F# x4
Ebm F# C# F# B
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Ebm F# C#
Don't pull me down
F#
this is where I belong
Tom:
B
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: G
Chords used:
G x32010
Em x02210
C 133211
D 320003
Verse 1:
G
And when the day ends
Em C
I'm sure she feels sorrow
G
The lonely guy I am I
Em C
wait for her to change
G
I've been here two days
Em C
I'll sure be here tomorrow
G
I'd eat her all if she
Em C
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
D C G C G D
I wish she'd be more kind now
D C
I'm out of luck cause the
G D
shades are pulled down
C
I've seen everything
G D
there is to be shown
C G C G D G C G D
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
G
I can't be too cool in a
Em C
tree with my pants down
G
The air is cold and I've
Em C
got splinters in my feet
G
She caught me once but I
Em C
don't think that she cares
G
now Unlike before her view
Em C
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
G C
I bet this last time's
D C
the one time too many
G C
The rush of waiting is
D C
burning through my head
G C
Right after supper her
D C
brother shower's twice a
G C
week He kicks my ass so much
D C D
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
G
I've made mistakes by
Em C
looking in the wrong window
G
Her dad is big and I've
Em C
never seen his face
G
I've been here two days
Em C
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
G
My lady's so sweet she
Em C
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
C G D C G x6
Outro: G C G D x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: G
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G - x32010
D - 320003
Em - x02210
C - 133211
Am - xx0231
G/B - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
G D
its all right to tell me
Em C
what you think about me
G D
i won't try to argue
Em C
or hold it against you
G D
i know that you're leaving
Em C
you must have your reason
G D
the season is calling
Em C
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
G D
the steps that i retrace
Em C
the sad look on your face
G D
the timing the structure
Em C
did you hear? he fucked her
G D
a day late a buck sort
Em C
i'm riding the report
G D
i'm losing and failing
Em C
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
G
now and it will
D
happen once again
Em
your turn to a friend
C
someone that understands
G
sees through a master plan
D
but everybody's gone
Em
and i've been here for to long
C
to face this on your own
D G D Em
Well I guess this is growing up
C G D Em C
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
G D
and maybe i'll see you
Em C
at a movie sneak preview
G D
you show up and walk by
Em C
in the arm of that guy
G D
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
Em C
and pretend it's ok
G D
the charade it won't
Em
last we he's gone
C
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
G
back and it will
D
happen once again
Em
your turn to a friend
C
someone that understands
G
sees through a master plan
D
but everybody's gone
Em
and i've been here for to long
C
to face this on your own
D G D Em
Well I guess this is growing up
C G D Em C
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
C
Well I guess this
G D Em
is growing up
C
Well I guess this
G D Em
is growing up
C
Well I guess this
G D Em
is growing up
C
Well I guess this
G D Em
is growing up
C
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: E
Chords used:
E x02220
F#m x24432
E/G# x476xx
A xx0232
B 022100
Eb 466544
G#m x46654
Intro: E B x4
E F#m E/G# A B F#m E F#m
Verse 1:
E E/G# C#m A
You don't need nothing
B E/G# B D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
E E/G# C#m A
Don't wait for me to help you
B E/G# B A
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
E G#m Eb A B
No trust
E G#m Eb A B
All I got is lies
E G#m Eb A B
Boring
E G#m Eb A B
All right
Interlude: E F#m E/G# A B F#m E F#m
Verse 2:
E E/G# C#m A
Misplaced your values
B E/G# B D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
E E/G# C#m A
Don't sit there and act humble
B E/G# B A
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: E A B x4
Bass Solo: E G#m Eb A B
Outro: E G#m Eb A B A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: E
Chords used:
E/G# x476xx or x42220
A xx0232
E x02220
B 022100
C#m 244222
Intro: E/G# A E B x2
Verse 1:
E
Please mom You ground
me all the time
A
I know that I was
B
right All along
E
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
A
I know not what I
B
did Just having fun
Refrain:
E/G#
You couldn't wait
A
for something new
E
And yesterday
B
I thought of you
E/G#
It left me to think as
A
if I couldn't walk away
E B
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
C#m A
Nothing to lose
E
E boy who went out
B
when he finished
all his chores
C#m A
Nothing to do
E
They can't trust me because
B
I blew it once before
Interlude: E/G# A E B x2
Verse 2:
E
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
A
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
B
At least one time
E
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
A
It's been awhile
Since I have
B
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: E A E/G# B A x4
E x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: E
Chords used:
E x02220
C#m 244222
A xx0232
F#m x24432
Intro: E , E C#m A x2
Verse 1:
E
Watching your house shrink
C#m
away in my rear view mirror
A E
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
C#m
words that meant nothing
A E
That I didn't say I'm trying
C#m A
to be what you want me to be
E
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
C#m A
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
C#m A
I think you need
F#m
some time alone
C#m A
You say you want someone
E
to call your own
C#m A
Open you eyes You can
F#m
suck in your pride
C#m
You can live your
A
life all on your own
Interlude: E C#m A x2
Verse 2:
E
Is this all going to
be just another time
C#m A
That we play this game
E
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
C#m A
but somehow they end up the same
E
But what did you expect from me
C#m A E
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
C#m A
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
C#m
I don't want to
A F#m
live this lie again
C#m A
I know I'll get it right
E
but I don't know when
C#m A
I'll open my eyes I've
F#m
got something inside
C#m
I'll just jack off in
A
my room until noon
Bass Solo: E C#m A x2
Interlude: E C#m A x2
Outro:
E
It's never over
till it’s done
C#m
And I don't think
A
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
E C#m A A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: A
Chords used:
A xx0232
E x02220
F#m x24432
D 320033
Bm7 022030
Intro: A E F#m E D x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
A F#m E D E x2, A Bm7 D E x2
A E D E
Verse 1:
A E D
Em I strungout crazy
E
or not allowed
A E
To be the one who
D E
gets stupid over you
A Bm7 D
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
E A
maybe you're just on crack
Bm7
Why am I the one who gets
D E
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: A F#m E D x4
A Bm7 D E x2
Verse 2:
A Bm7
She doesn't care at all
D E
She doesn't care at all
A Bm7
She doesn't care about those
D E
times we never shared at all
Interlude: A F#m E D x4
Verse 3:
A F#m
If I were the last
E D
Of the few who always ask
A
Would you still be the
F#m E D
same person that I knew
A F#m
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
A F#m E D
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
A E F#m E D A E F#m E A D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# x24442
B 022100
C# 244322
Ebm 466444
Intro: F# B C# x2
Verse 1:
F#
I think of awhile ago
B C#
We might have had it all
F#
I was so stupid then
B C#
You needed time to grow
F#
But now just as things change
B C#
As well my feelings do
F#
In time things rearrange
B C#
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Ebm B
But what do I get cause
F#
just seem to lose
C#
You make me regret those
Ebm
times I spent with you
B
And playing those games
F#
as I wait for your call
C#
And now I give up so
B
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
F# Ebm C# B x2
Verse 2:
F#
It's not a change of pace
B C#
This time I'll get it right
F#
It's not a change of taste
B C# F#
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
B C#
They were there when you cried
F#
Didn't mean to hurt you
B
then Best friends just
C#
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: F# B C# x4
Verse 3:
F#
It's not a change of pace
B C#
This time I'll get it right
F#
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Ebm B
When I needed you most
F#
When I needed a friend
C#
You let me down now
Ebm
Like I let you down then
B
So sorry it's over
F# C# F# C# F# C# F# C# B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: G
Chords used:
G x32010
D 320003
Em x02210
C 133211
Am xx0231
Verse 1:
G
She didn't mean to
C D
deceive you believe me
G
But sometimes the
C D
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
Em
The good intentions
C
that you had
Now only came to
Em
this And although
she saw the mark
Am C
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
G
It isn't exciting
C D
reciting the stories
G
Of kind words turned hurting
C D
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
Em
Both getting tired
C
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
Em
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Am C
But some good
things must end
Interlude: G C D C x2
Verse 3:
G
And she said "It
C
could never survive
With such differing
D
lives One home one
C G
out on tour again
We may never come
C
back The strike of
D
a match The candle's
C
buring at both ends"
Interlude: G C D C x2
Verse 4:
G C
And now she knows too much
D
And I'm too fucked up
C
It's awkward trying
G
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
C
fine Show up right on
D
time But I know I'll
C
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
Em
I never wanted to hold you
C
back I'm just trying to hold
Em Am C
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
G D C
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
G
I'll take what you're willing to
Am
give And I'll teach myself to
C
live With a walk on part
D
of a background shot
C D
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: G C D C x2
Bridge:
G C D C
She's so important
G C D C
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
Em C
And now I realize
Em
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Am C D
As if I had a choice anyway
Am
Where are you coming from?
C
What are you running from?
D
Is it so hard to see?
Am
And if you're feeling scared
C
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
D
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
C D G C D C G C
everything to me
D
You know that it meant
C
everything to me
Outro: G C D C x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: B
Chords used:
F# x24442
G#m x46654
E x02220
B 022100
C#m 244222
Ebm 466444
Bsus4 022200
B/F 022300
B/F# 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
F# G#m
One more time you
E F#
will laugh without it
G#m
And he'll never try
E B
to give you more
And I don't care cause
D#m E B
he is such a dick
He treats you like
D#m E F#
you a stupid whore
G#m
And it seems like things
E F#
will never change
G#m
You go on every cloud
E B
is in your way
And I know you feel
D#m E B
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
D#m E
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
F#
say She's better off
E G#m F#
sleeping on the floor
E
because she fell
B F#
right off when all
E G#m F#
are said you know
E C#m
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
F# G#m
Why leave when you
E F#
claim it is love?
But why stay when
G#m E B
you're not the only one?
D#m E
She's proved she's strong
B D#m E
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
F# B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
F# B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
F# B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
F# B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F# B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F# B C#m E F#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
B C#m E E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# x24442
Ebm 466444
B 022100
C# 244322
G#m x46654
Intro: F# x4,
Bass Solo:
F# Ebm B x3, F# Ebm E, F# Ebm B
Verse 1:
Mark:
F#
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
C# B
home when I'm too drunk to drive
F# G#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
B
when I hang out with the
F#
guys she laughs at my dumb
C# B
jokes when no one does
F#
she brings me mexican food
G#m B
from Sombrero's just because
F#
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
F#
And my girlfriend
C# B
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
F#
and she's so smart
G#m
and independent I
B
don't think she needs
F#
me quite half as much
C# B
as I know I need her I
F#
wonder why there's not
G#m B
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
C# B
And when I feel like giving up
F#
like my world is falling down
C# G#m
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
B
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
F#
I know that everything
C#
I know that everything
B
I know that everything
Mark:
Ebm C#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
F#
I know that everything
C#
I know that everything
B
I know that everything
Mark:
Ebm C# F#
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
F#
Yeah my girlfriend takes
C# B
collect calls from the road
F# G#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
B
that I'm lacking in the
F#
bulge she laughs at my
C# B
dumb jokes when no one does
F#
she brings me mexican food
G#m B
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
F# Ebm B x3, F# Ebm E, F# Ebm B
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) E New Hope
Key: D
Chords used:
D 320033
Em x02210
G x32010
A xx0232
Bm 022000
C# 244322
Intro: D Em D Em G A x2
D Em G A x2
Verse 1:
D G A
i've got her in my head
D G A
At night when i go to bed
Bm
And I know it sounds lame
G A D
But she's the girl of my dreams
D G A
And of course I'd do anything for
D G A
her I'd search the moons of Endor
Bm
I'd even walk naked through
G A D
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
Em G
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
D Em D C# D Em D
And who's laying there by your side
Em
Every night I fall asleep with
G A
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: D Em D Em G A
D Em G A
Verse 2:
D G
And even though I'm not as cool
A D G
as Han I want to still be your
A Bm
man You're exactly the kind
G A D
of Alderranian that I need
D G A
But when you were available
D G
I was drinking Colt 45's with
A Bm
Lando I was hanging out in
G A D
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
D Em D Em G A D Em D Em G
Interlude: plam mute
D Em G A x2
Beat Changes Back:
D A G Bm A x3
D A C(hold)
Bridge:
Em G D Em D C# D Em D
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
Em G D Em D C# D Em D
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: F
Chords used:
F x13331
C 133211
Am xx0231
A# x68886
Gm X35543
Intro: F C Am Gm x2
Verse 1:
F C
Crossed the street
Am Gm
Naked at night
F C Am
Bent over to show
Gm
some moonlight
F C
Pulled out some beer
Am Am
and I gulped it down
F C
Nude in a gutter is
Am Gm
how I was found
F C
Thrown in a police car
Am Gm
and the door slammed
F C
No noise just silence
Am
as I screamed my
Gm F
dick was jammed
C Am
Now in prison for one
Gm
month no one to
F C
see All I got is
Am Gm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
F C
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
A# C
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
F
Took a shower cause I stunk
C
Smoked a bong killed a cat
A#
Had my nuts attacked by rats
C
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: F C A# C x2
Slow: F C Am Gm x2
Verse 2:
F C Am Gm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
F C Am Gm
Forgot that I left my pants down
F C Am Gm
Bent over to pick them up
F C Am
Felt a twelve gauge right
Gm F
in my hum didi hum
C
The famer took me
Am Gm
to his house
F C
Showed me the closet
Am Gm
from the inside out
F C
The police came
Am Gm
and took me away
F C
Saw Ben Dover again
Am Gm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
F C A# C x4
Slow: F C Am Gm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# x24442
C# 244322
Ebm 466444
B 022100
G#m x46654
C#/F x143xx
F#/A# x698xx
Intro: F#
F# B F# Ebm C# Ebm B x2
Verse 1:
F#
E freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
C#/F
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
B Ebm
All's fair in love and war until
B
you say it isn't but you're wrong
F#
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
C#/F
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
B
La familia is dead and gone
Ebm B
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
C# Ebm
Is it too much to ask for the
B
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
C#
mine I wanted everything
Ebm
I got it and now I'm
B
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
F# B F# Ebm C# Ebm B x2
Verse 2:
F#
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
C#/F
When we were young and innocent
B
Elbow drop Sundays when
Ebm B
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
F#
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
C#/F
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
B
I know it's for the best
Ebm
but sometimes I wonder
B
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
F# C#/F B Ebm B x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
F# G#m F#/A# B x2
F# G#m Ebm B x2
Outro:
F#
You're gonna drown
G#m
in the mess you make
Ebm B
Your self inflicted hate
F#
You turn your back on
G#m
the friends you lose
Ebm
When they don't
B
follow all your rules
F#
But people are
G#m
what they wanna be
Ebm
They're not lemmings
B
to the sea
F#
Maybe it's time you
G#m
looked at yourself
Ebm
And stop blaming life
B B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: E
Chords used:
E x02220
B 022100
C#m 244222
A xx0232
B/D# 476xxx
F#m x24432
Intro: E B C#m A x2
Tom:
A E
Don't bide your time
B
Cause it is almost over
A
And I know you're down
A
And I'll see you around
E
And I know it hurts
B
But you're just getting older
A
And I know you'll win
B A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
B/D# E x3, B/D# E F#m
E A F#m A B x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
E B
Just yesterday
A B E
It always seemed like such a dream
B A
We're unstoppable indestructable
B E
Nothing happens to our machine
B
And there's no harm
A B E
At least nothing we can see
B A
As for you not so true
B
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: E A F#m A B x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
E B A
What a loss You just
B E
lost all your sleep
B
And we've always thought
A B
That this could never
E
happen you see
B
That it's so hard
A B E
You gotta get up on your feet
B A
Cause the only way I gotta say
B
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
A E
Don't bide your time
B
Cause it is almost over
A
And I know you're down
A
And I'll see you around
E
And I know it hurts
B
But you're just getting older
A
And I know you'll win
B
You'll do it once again
Interlude: E B C#m A x2
Bridge:
Mark:
E
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
B
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
C#m
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
A
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
E B
This Happened to you
C#m A
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: E A F#m A B x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.