Intro
G#/C C# G# x3 G#/C C#
Verse 1:
Mark:
G#
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
D# C#
F# loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
G#
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
D#
I've done all I can but she
C#
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
G#
You got you got you
D#
got to help me out
Tom:
C#
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
G#
No one no one no
D#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
C#
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Fm G# D#
Don't pull me down
G#
this is where I belong
Tom:
C#
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Fm G# D#
Don't pull me down
G#
this is where I belong
tom:
C#
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: G#/C C# G# x3 G#/C C#
Verse 2:
Mark:
G#
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
D#
If I gave a fuck there would
C#
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
G#
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
D#
I've done all I can but her
C#
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
G#
You got you got you
D#
got to help me out
Tom:
C#
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
G#
No one no one no
D#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
C#
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: G#/C C# G# x4
Fm G# D# G# C#
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Fm G# D#
Don't pull me down
G#
this is where I belong
Tom:
C#
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: A
Chords used:
A x32010
F#m x02210
D 133211
E 320003
Verse 1:
A
And when the day ends
F#m D
I'm sure she feels sorrow
A
The lonely guy I am I
F#m D
wait for her to change
A
I've been here two days
F#m D
I'll sure be here tomorrow
A
I'd eat her all if she
F#m D
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
E D A D A E
I wish she'd be more kind now
E D
I'm out of luck cause the
A E
shades are pulled down
D
I've seen everything
A E
there is to be shown
D A D A E A D A E
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
A
I can't be too cool in a
F#m D
tree with my pants down
A
The air is cold and I've
F#m D
got splinters in my feet
A
She caught me once but I
F#m D
don't think that she cares
A
now Unlike before her view
F#m D
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
A D
I bet this last time's
E D
the one time too many
A D
The rush of waiting is
E D
burning through my head
A D
Right after supper her
E D
brother shower's twice a
A D
week He kicks my ass so much
E D E
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
A
I've made mistakes by
F#m D
looking in the wrong window
A
Her dad is big and I've
F#m D
never seen his face
A
I've been here two days
F#m D
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
A
My lady's so sweet she
F#m D
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
D A E D A x6
Outro: A D A E x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A - x32010
E - 320003
F#m - x02210
D - 133211
Bm - xx0231
A/C# - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
A E
its all right to tell me
F#m D
what you think about me
A E
i won't try to argue
F#m D
or hold it against you
A E
i know that you're leaving
F#m D
you must have your reason
A E
the season is calling
F#m D
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
A E
the steps that i retrace
F#m D
the sad look on your face
A E
the timing the structure
F#m D
did you hear? he fucked her
A E
a day late a buck sort
F#m D
i'm riding the report
A E
i'm losing and failing
F#m D
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
A
now and it will
E
happen once again
F#m
your turn to a friend
D
someone that understands
A
sees through a master plan
E
but everybody's gone
F#m
and i've been here for to long
D
to face this on your own
E A E F#m
Well I guess this is growing up
D A E F#m D
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
A E
and maybe i'll see you
F#m D
at a movie sneak preview
A E
you show up and walk by
F#m D
in the arm of that guy
A E
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
F#m D
and pretend it's ok
A E
the charade it won't
F#m
last we he's gone
D
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
A
back and it will
E
happen once again
F#m
your turn to a friend
D
someone that understands
A
sees through a master plan
E
but everybody's gone
F#m
and i've been here for to long
D
to face this on your own
E A E F#m
Well I guess this is growing up
D A E F#m D
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
D
Well I guess this
A E F#m
is growing up
D
Well I guess this
A E F#m
is growing up
D
Well I guess this
A E F#m
is growing up
D
Well I guess this
A E F#m
is growing up
D
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# x02220
G#m x24432
F#/A# x476xx
B xx0232
C# 022100
F 466544
A#m x46654
Intro: F# C# x4
F# G#m F#/A# B C# G#m F# G#m
Verse 1:
F# F#/A# D#m B
You don't need nothing
C# F#/A# C# D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
F# F#/A# D#m B
Don't wait for me to help you
C# F#/A# C# B
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
F# A#m F B C#
No trust
F# A#m F B C#
All I got is lies
F# A#m F B C#
Boring
F# A#m F B C#
All right
Interlude: F# G#m F#/A# B C# G#m F# G#m
Verse 2:
F# F#/A# D#m B
Misplaced your values
C# F#/A# C# D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
F# F#/A# D#m B
Don't sit there and act humble
C# F#/A# C# B
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: F# B C# x4
Bass Solo: F# A#m F B C#
Outro: F# A#m F B C# A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: F#
Chords used:
F#/A# x476xx or x42220
B xx0232
F# x02220
C# 022100
D#m 244222
Intro: F#/A# B F# C# x2
Verse 1:
F#
Please mom You ground
me all the time
B
I know that I was
C#
right All along
F#
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
B
I know not what I
C#
did Just having fun
Refrain:
F#/A#
You couldn't wait
B
for something new
F#
And yesterday
C#
I thought of you
F#/A#
It left me to think as
B
if I couldn't walk away
F# C#
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
D#m B
Nothing to lose
F#
F# boy who went out
C#
when he finished
all his chores
D#m B
Nothing to do
F#
They can't trust me because
C#
I blew it once before
Interlude: F#/A# B F# C# x2
Verse 2:
F#
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
B
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
C#
At least one time
F#
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
B
It's been awhile
Since I have
C#
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: F# B F#/A# C# B x4
F# x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# x02220
D#m 244222
B xx0232
G#m x24432
Intro: F# , F# D#m B x2
Verse 1:
F#
Watching your house shrink
D#m
away in my rear view mirror
B F#
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
D#m
words that meant nothing
B F#
That I didn't say I'm trying
D#m B
to be what you want me to be
F#
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
D#m B
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
D#m B
I think you need
G#m
some time alone
D#m B
You say you want someone
F#
to call your own
D#m B
Open you eyes You can
G#m
suck in your pride
D#m
You can live your
B
life all on your own
Interlude: F# D#m B x2
Verse 2:
F#
Is this all going to
be just another time
D#m B
That we play this game
F#
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
D#m B
but somehow they end up the same
F#
But what did you expect from me
D#m B F#
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
D#m B
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
D#m
I don't want to
B G#m
live this lie again
D#m B
I know I'll get it right
F#
but I don't know when
D#m B
I'll open my eyes I've
G#m
got something inside
D#m
I'll just jack off in
B
my room until noon
Bass Solo: F# D#m B x2
Interlude: F# D#m B x2
Outro:
F#
It's never over
till it’s done
D#m
And I don't think
B
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
F# D#m B A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: B
Chords used:
B xx0232
F# x02220
G#m x24432
E 320033
C#m7 022030
Intro: B F# G#m F# E x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
B G#m F# E F# x2, B C#m7 E F# x2
B F# E F#
Verse 1:
B F# E
F#m I strungout crazy
F#
or not allowed
B F#
To be the one who
E F#
gets stupid over you
B C#m7 E
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
F# B
maybe you're just on crack
C#m7
Why am I the one who gets
E F#
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: B G#m F# E x4
B C#m7 E F# x2
Verse 2:
B C#m7
She doesn't care at all
E F#
She doesn't care at all
B C#m7
She doesn't care about those
E F#
times we never shared at all
Interlude: B G#m F# E x4
Verse 3:
B G#m
If I were the last
F# E
Of the few who always ask
B
Would you still be the
G#m F# E
same person that I knew
B G#m
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
B G#m F# E
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
B F# G#m F# E B F# G#m F# B D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: G#
Chords used:
G# x24442
C# 022100
D# 244322
Fm 466444
Intro: G# C# D# x2
Verse 1:
G#
I think of awhile ago
C# D#
We might have had it all
G#
I was so stupid then
C# D#
You needed time to grow
G#
But now just as things change
C# D#
As well my feelings do
G#
In time things rearrange
C# D#
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Fm C#
But what do I get cause
G#
just seem to lose
D#
You make me regret those
Fm
times I spent with you
C#
And playing those games
G#
as I wait for your call
D#
And now I give up so
C#
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
G# Fm D# C# x2
Verse 2:
G#
It's not a change of pace
C# D#
This time I'll get it right
G#
It's not a change of taste
C# D# G#
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
C# D#
They were there when you cried
G#
Didn't mean to hurt you
C#
then Best friends just
D#
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: G# C# D# x4
Verse 3:
G#
It's not a change of pace
C# D#
This time I'll get it right
G#
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Fm C#
When I needed you most
G#
When I needed a friend
D#
You let me down now
Fm
Like I let you down then
C#
So sorry it's over
G# D# G# D# G# D# G# D# B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: A
Chords used:
A x32010
E 320003
F#m x02210
D 133211
Bm xx0231
Verse 1:
A
She didn't mean to
D E
deceive you believe me
A
But sometimes the
D E
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
F#m
The good intentions
D
that you had
Now only came to
F#m
this And although
she saw the mark
Bm D
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
A
It isn't exciting
D E
reciting the stories
A
Of kind words turned hurting
D E
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
F#m
Both getting tired
D
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
F#m
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Bm D
But some good
things must end
Interlude: A D E D x2
Verse 3:
A
And she said "It
D
could never survive
With such differing
E
lives One home one
D A
out on tour again
We may never come
D
back The strike of
E
a match The candle's
D
buring at both ends"
Interlude: A D E D x2
Verse 4:
A D
And now she knows too much
E
And I'm too fucked up
D
It's awkward trying
A
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
D
fine Show up right on
E
time But I know I'll
D
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
F#m
I never wanted to hold you
D
back I'm just trying to hold
F#m Bm D
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
A E D
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
A
I'll take what you're willing to
Bm
give And I'll teach myself to
D
live With a walk on part
E
of a background shot
D E
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: A D E D x2
Bridge:
A D E D
She's so important
A D E D
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
F#m D
And now I realize
F#m
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Bm D E
As if I had a choice anyway
Bm
Where are you coming from?
D
What are you running from?
E
Is it so hard to see?
Bm
And if you're feeling scared
D
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
E
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
D E A D E D A D
everything to me
E
You know that it meant
D
everything to me
Outro: A D E D x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: C#
Chords used:
G# x24442
A#m x46654
F# x02220
C# 022100
D#m 244222
Fm 466444
C#sus4 022200
C#/G 022300
C#/G# 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
G# A#m
One more time you
F# G#
will laugh without it
A#m
And he'll never try
F# C#
to give you more
And I don't care cause
Fm F# C#
he is such a dick
He treats you like
Fm F# G#
you a stupid whore
A#m
And it seems like things
F# G#
will never change
A#m
You go on every cloud
F# C#
is in your way
And I know you feel
Fm F# C#
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
Fm F#
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
G#
say She's better off
F# A#m G#
sleeping on the floor
F#
because she fell
C# G#
right off when all
F# A#m G#
are said you know
F# D#m
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
G# A#m
Why leave when you
F# G#
claim it is love?
But why stay when
A#m F# C#
you're not the only one?
Fm F#
She's proved she's strong
C# Fm F#
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
G# C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
G# C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
G# C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
G# C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
G# C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
G# C# D#m F# G#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C# D#m F# E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: G#
Chords used:
G# x24442
Fm 466444
C# 022100
D# 244322
A#m x46654
Intro: G# x4,
Bass Solo:
G# Fm C# x3, G# Fm E, G# Fm C#
Verse 1:
Mark:
G#
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
D# C#
home when I'm too drunk to drive
G# A#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
C#
when I hang out with the
G#
guys she laughs at my dumb
D# C#
jokes when no one does
G#
she brings me mexican food
A#m C#
from Sombrero's just because
G#
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
G#
And my girlfriend
D# C#
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
G#
and she's so smart
A#m
and independent I
C#
don't think she needs
G#
me quite half as much
D# C#
as I know I need her I
G#
wonder why there's not
A#m C#
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
D# C#
And when I feel like giving up
G#
like my world is falling down
D# A#m
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
C#
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
G#
I know that everything
D#
I know that everything
C#
I know that everything
Mark:
Fm D#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
G#
I know that everything
D#
I know that everything
C#
I know that everything
Mark:
Fm D# G#
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
G#
Yeah my girlfriend takes
D# C#
collect calls from the road
G# A#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
C#
that I'm lacking in the
G#
bulge she laughs at my
D# C#
dumb jokes when no one does
G#
she brings me mexican food
A#m C#
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
G# Fm C# x3, G# Fm E, G# Fm C#
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) F# New Hope
Key: E
Chords used:
E 320033
F#m x02210
A x32010
B xx0232
C#m 022000
D# 244322
Intro: E F#m E F#m A B x2
E F#m A B x2
Verse 1:
E A B
i've got her in my head
E A B
At night when i go to bed
C#m
And I know it sounds lame
A B E
But she's the girl of my dreams
E A B
And of course I'd do anything for
E A B
her I'd search the moons of Endor
C#m
I'd even walk naked through
A B E
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
F#m A
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
E F#m E D# E F#m E
And who's laying there by your side
F#m
Every night I fall asleep with
A B
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: E F#m E F#m A B
E F#m A B
Verse 2:
E A
And even though I'm not as cool
B E A
as Han I want to still be your
B C#m
man You're exactly the kind
A B E
of Alderranian that I need
E A B
But when you were available
E A
I was drinking Colt 45's with
B C#m
Lando I was hanging out in
A B E
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
E F#m E F#m A B E F#m E F#m A
Interlude: plam mute
E F#m A B x2
Beat Changes Back:
E B A C#m B x3
E B C(hold)
Bridge:
F#m A E F#m E D# E F#m E
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
F#m A E F#m E D# E F#m E
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: G
Chords used:
G x13331
D 133211
Bm xx0231
C x68886
Am X35543
Intro: G D Bm Am x2
Verse 1:
G D
Crossed the street
Bm Am
Naked at night
G D Bm
Bent over to show
Am
some moonlight
G D
Pulled out some beer
Bm Bm
and I gulped it down
G D
Nude in a gutter is
Bm Am
how I was found
G D
Thrown in a police car
Bm Am
and the door slammed
G D
No noise just silence
Bm
as I screamed my
Am G
dick was jammed
D Bm
Now in prison for one
Am
month no one to
G D
see All I got is
Bm Am
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
G D
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
C D
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
G
Took a shower cause I stunk
D
Smoked a bong killed a cat
C
Had my nuts attacked by rats
D
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: G D C D x2
Slow: G D Bm Am x2
Verse 2:
G D Bm Am
Went to a farm to tip some cows
G D Bm Am
Forgot that I left my pants down
G D Bm Am
Bent over to pick them up
G D Bm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Am G
in my hum didi hum
D
The famer took me
Bm Am
to his house
G D
Showed me the closet
Bm Am
from the inside out
G D
The police came
Bm Am
and took me away
G D
Saw Ben Dover again
Bm Am
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
G D C D x4
Slow: G D Bm Am x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: G#
Chords used:
G# x24442
D# 244322
Fm 466444
C# 022100
A#m x46654
D#/G x143xx
G#/C x698xx
Intro: G#
G# C# G# Fm D# Fm C# x2
Verse 1:
G#
F# freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
D#/G
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
C# Fm
All's fair in love and war until
C#
you say it isn't but you're wrong
G#
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
D#/G
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
C#
La familia is dead and gone
Fm C#
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
D# Fm
Is it too much to ask for the
C#
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
D#
mine I wanted everything
Fm
I got it and now I'm
C#
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
G# C# G# Fm D# Fm C# x2
Verse 2:
G#
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
D#/G
When we were young and innocent
C#
Elbow drop Sundays when
Fm C#
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
G#
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
D#/G
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
C#
I know it's for the best
Fm
but sometimes I wonder
C#
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
G# D#/G C# Fm C# x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
G# A#m G#/C C# x2
G# A#m Fm C# x2
Outro:
G#
You're gonna drown
A#m
in the mess you make
Fm C#
Your self inflicted hate
G#
You turn your back on
A#m
the friends you lose
Fm
When they don't
C#
follow all your rules
G#
But people are
A#m
what they wanna be
Fm
They're not lemmings
C#
to the sea
G#
Maybe it's time you
A#m
looked at yourself
Fm
And stop blaming life
C# B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# x02220
C# 022100
D#m 244222
B xx0232
C#/F 476xxx
G#m x24432
Intro: F# C# D#m B x2
Tom:
B F#
Don't bide your time
C#
Cause it is almost over
B
And I know you're down
B
And I'll see you around
F#
And I know it hurts
C#
But you're just getting older
B
And I know you'll win
C# A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
C#/F F# x3, C#/F F# G#m
F# B G#m B C# x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
F# C#
Just yesterday
B C# F#
It always seemed like such a dream
C# B
We're unstoppable indestructable
C# F#
Nothing happens to our machine
C#
And there's no harm
B C# F#
At least nothing we can see
C# B
As for you not so true
C#
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: F# B G#m B C# x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
F# C# B
What a loss You just
C# F#
lost all your sleep
C#
And we've always thought
B C#
That this could never
F#
happen you see
C#
That it's so hard
B C# F#
You gotta get up on your feet
C# B
Cause the only way I gotta say
C#
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
B F#
Don't bide your time
C#
Cause it is almost over
B
And I know you're down
B
And I'll see you around
F#
And I know it hurts
C#
But you're just getting older
B
And I know you'll win
C#
You'll do it once again
Interlude: F# C# D#m B x2
Bridge:
Mark:
F#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
C#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
D#m
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
B
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
F# C#
This Happened to you
D#m B
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: F# B G#m B C# x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.