Intro
B/D# E B x3 B/D# E
Verse 1:
Mark:
B
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
F# E
A loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
B
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
F#
I've done all I can but she
E
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
B
You got you got you
F#
got to help me out
Tom:
E
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
B
No one no one no
F#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
E
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Abm B F#
Don't pull me down
B
this is where I belong
Tom:
E
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Abm B F#
Don't pull me down
B
this is where I belong
tom:
E
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: B/D# E B x3 B/D# E
Verse 2:
Mark:
B
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
F#
If I gave a fuck there would
E
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
B
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
F#
I've done all I can but her
E
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
B
You got you got you
F#
got to help me out
Tom:
E
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
B
No one no one no
F#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
E
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: B/D# E B x4
Abm B F# B E
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Abm B F#
Don't pull me down
B
this is where I belong
Tom:
E
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: C
Chords used:
C x32010
Am x02210
F 133211
G 320003
Verse 1:
C
And when the day ends
Am F
I'm sure she feels sorrow
C
The lonely guy I am I
Am F
wait for her to change
C
I've been here two days
Am F
I'll sure be here tomorrow
C
I'd eat her all if she
Am F
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
G F C F C G
I wish she'd be more kind now
G F
I'm out of luck cause the
C G
shades are pulled down
F
I've seen everything
C G
there is to be shown
F C F C G C F C G
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
C
I can't be too cool in a
Am F
tree with my pants down
C
The air is cold and I've
Am F
got splinters in my feet
C
She caught me once but I
Am F
don't think that she cares
C
now Unlike before her view
Am F
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
C F
I bet this last time's
G F
the one time too many
C F
The rush of waiting is
G F
burning through my head
C F
Right after supper her
G F
brother shower's twice a
C F
week He kicks my ass so much
G F G
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
C
I've made mistakes by
Am F
looking in the wrong window
C
Her dad is big and I've
Am F
never seen his face
C
I've been here two days
Am F
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
C
My lady's so sweet she
Am F
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
F C G F C x6
Outro: C F C G x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C - x32010
G - 320003
Am - x02210
F - 133211
Dm - xx0231
C/E - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
C G
its all right to tell me
Am F
what you think about me
C G
i won't try to argue
Am F
or hold it against you
C G
i know that you're leaving
Am F
you must have your reason
C G
the season is calling
Am F
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
C G
the steps that i retrace
Am F
the sad look on your face
C G
the timing the structure
Am F
did you hear? he fucked her
C G
a day late a buck sort
Am F
i'm riding the report
C G
i'm losing and failing
Am F
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
C
now and it will
G
happen once again
Am
your turn to a friend
F
someone that understands
C
sees through a master plan
G
but everybody's gone
Am
and i've been here for to long
F
to face this on your own
G C G Am
Well I guess this is growing up
F C G Am F
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
C G
and maybe i'll see you
Am F
at a movie sneak preview
C G
you show up and walk by
Am F
in the arm of that guy
C G
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
Am F
and pretend it's ok
C G
the charade it won't
Am
last we he's gone
F
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
C
back and it will
G
happen once again
Am
your turn to a friend
F
someone that understands
C
sees through a master plan
G
but everybody's gone
Am
and i've been here for to long
F
to face this on your own
G C G Am
Well I guess this is growing up
F C G Am F
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
F
Well I guess this
C G Am
is growing up
F
Well I guess this
C G Am
is growing up
F
Well I guess this
C G Am
is growing up
F
Well I guess this
C G Am
is growing up
F
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: A
Chords used:
A x02220
Bm x24432
A/C# x476xx
D xx0232
E 022100
Ab 466544
C#m x46654
Intro: A E x4
A Bm A/C# D E Bm A Bm
Verse 1:
A A/C# F#m D
You don't need nothing
E A/C# E D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
A A/C# F#m D
Don't wait for me to help you
E A/C# E D
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
A C#m Ab D E
No trust
A C#m Ab D E
All I got is lies
A C#m Ab D E
Boring
A C#m Ab D E
All right
Interlude: A Bm A/C# D E Bm A Bm
Verse 2:
A A/C# F#m D
Misplaced your values
E A/C# E D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
A A/C# F#m D
Don't sit there and act humble
E A/C# E D
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: A D E x4
Bass Solo: A C#m Ab D E
Outro: A C#m Ab D E A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: A
Chords used:
A/C# x476xx or x42220
D xx0232
A x02220
E 022100
F#m 244222
Intro: A/C# D A E x2
Verse 1:
A
Please mom You ground
me all the time
D
I know that I was
E
right All along
A
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
D
I know not what I
E
did Just having fun
Refrain:
A/C#
You couldn't wait
D
for something new
A
And yesterday
E
I thought of you
A/C#
It left me to think as
D
if I couldn't walk away
A E
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
F#m D
Nothing to lose
A
A boy who went out
E
when he finished
all his chores
F#m D
Nothing to do
A
They can't trust me because
E
I blew it once before
Interlude: A/C# D A E x2
Verse 2:
A
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
D
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
E
At least one time
A
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
D
It's been awhile
Since I have
E
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: A D A/C# E D x4
A x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: A
Chords used:
A x02220
F#m 244222
D xx0232
Bm x24432
Intro: A , A F#m D x2
Verse 1:
A
Watching your house shrink
F#m
away in my rear view mirror
D A
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
F#m
words that meant nothing
D A
That I didn't say I'm trying
F#m D
to be what you want me to be
A
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
F#m D
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
F#m D
I think you need
Bm
some time alone
F#m D
You say you want someone
A
to call your own
F#m D
Open you eyes You can
Bm
suck in your pride
F#m
You can live your
D
life all on your own
Interlude: A F#m D x2
Verse 2:
A
Is this all going to
be just another time
F#m D
That we play this game
A
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
F#m D
but somehow they end up the same
A
But what did you expect from me
F#m D A
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
F#m D
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
F#m
I don't want to
D Bm
live this lie again
F#m D
I know I'll get it right
A
but I don't know when
F#m D
I'll open my eyes I've
Bm
got something inside
F#m
I'll just jack off in
D
my room until noon
Bass Solo: A F#m D x2
Interlude: A F#m D x2
Outro:
A
It's never over
till it’s done
F#m
And I don't think
D
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
A F#m D A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: D
Chords used:
D xx0232
A x02220
Bm x24432
G 320033
Em7 022030
Intro: D A Bm A G x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
D Bm A G A x2, D Em7 G A x2
D A G A
Verse 1:
D A G
Am I strungout crazy
A
or not allowed
D A
To be the one who
G A
gets stupid over you
D Em7 G
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
A D
maybe you're just on crack
Em7
Why am I the one who gets
G A
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: D Bm A G x4
D Em7 G A x2
Verse 2:
D Em7
She doesn't care at all
G A
She doesn't care at all
D Em7
She doesn't care about those
G A
times we never shared at all
Interlude: D Bm A G x4
Verse 3:
D Bm
If I were the last
A G
Of the few who always ask
D
Would you still be the
Bm A G
same person that I knew
D Bm
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
D Bm A G
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
D A Bm A G D A Bm A D D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: B
Chords used:
B x24442
E 022100
F# 244322
Abm 466444
Intro: B E F# x2
Verse 1:
B
I think of awhile ago
E F#
We might have had it all
B
I was so stupid then
E F#
You needed time to grow
B
But now just as things change
E F#
As well my feelings do
B
In time things rearrange
E F#
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Abm E
But what do I get cause
B
just seem to lose
F#
You make me regret those
Abm
times I spent with you
E
And playing those games
B
as I wait for your call
F#
And now I give up so
E
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
B Abm F# E x2
Verse 2:
B
It's not a change of pace
E F#
This time I'll get it right
B
It's not a change of taste
E F# B
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
E F#
They were there when you cried
B
Didn't mean to hurt you
E
then Best friends just
F#
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: B E F# x4
Verse 3:
B
It's not a change of pace
E F#
This time I'll get it right
B
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Abm E
When I needed you most
B
When I needed a friend
F#
You let me down now
Abm
Like I let you down then
E
So sorry it's over
B F# B F# B F# B F# B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: C
Chords used:
C x32010
G 320003
Am x02210
F 133211
Dm xx0231
Verse 1:
C
She didn't mean to
F G
deceive you believe me
C
But sometimes the
F G
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
Am
The good intentions
F
that you had
Now only came to
Am
this And although
she saw the mark
Dm F
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
C
It isn't exciting
F G
reciting the stories
C
Of kind words turned hurting
F G
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
Am
Both getting tired
F
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
Am
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Dm F
But some good
things must end
Interlude: C F G F x2
Verse 3:
C
And she said "It
F
could never survive
With such differing
G
lives One home one
F C
out on tour again
We may never come
F
back The strike of
G
a match The candle's
F
buring at both ends"
Interlude: C F G F x2
Verse 4:
C F
And now she knows too much
G
And I'm too fucked up
F
It's awkward trying
C
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
F
fine Show up right on
G
time But I know I'll
F
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
Am
I never wanted to hold you
F
back I'm just trying to hold
Am Dm F
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
C G F
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
C
I'll take what you're willing to
Dm
give And I'll teach myself to
F
live With a walk on part
G
of a background shot
F G
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: C F G F x2
Bridge:
C F G F
She's so important
C F G F
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
Am F
And now I realize
Am
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Dm F G
As if I had a choice anyway
Dm
Where are you coming from?
F
What are you running from?
G
Is it so hard to see?
Dm
And if you're feeling scared
F
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
G
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
F G C F G F C F
everything to me
G
You know that it meant
F
everything to me
Outro: C F G F x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: E
Chords used:
B x24442
C#m x46654
A x02220
E 022100
F#m 244222
Abm 466444
Esus4 022200
E/A# 022300
E/B 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
B C#m
One more time you
A B
will laugh without it
C#m
And he'll never try
A E
to give you more
And I don't care cause
G#m A E
he is such a dick
He treats you like
G#m A B
you a stupid whore
C#m
And it seems like things
A B
will never change
C#m
You go on every cloud
A E
is in your way
And I know you feel
G#m A E
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
G#m A
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
B
say She's better off
A C#m B
sleeping on the floor
A
because she fell
E B
right off when all
A C#m B
are said you know
A F#m
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
B C#m
Why leave when you
A B
claim it is love?
But why stay when
C#m A E
you're not the only one?
G#m A
She's proved she's strong
E G#m A
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: B
Chords used:
B x24442
Abm 466444
E 022100
F# 244322
C#m x46654
Intro: B x4,
Bass Solo:
B Abm E x3, B Abm E, B Abm E
Verse 1:
Mark:
B
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
F# E
home when I'm too drunk to drive
B C#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
E
when I hang out with the
B
guys she laughs at my dumb
F# E
jokes when no one does
B
she brings me mexican food
C#m E
from Sombrero's just because
B
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
B
And my girlfriend
F# E
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
B
and she's so smart
C#m
and independent I
E
don't think she needs
B
me quite half as much
F# E
as I know I need her I
B
wonder why there's not
C#m E
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
F# E
And when I feel like giving up
B
like my world is falling down
F# C#m
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
E
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
B
I know that everything
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
Abm F#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
B
I know that everything
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
Abm F# B
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
B
Yeah my girlfriend takes
F# E
collect calls from the road
B C#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
E
that I'm lacking in the
B
bulge she laughs at my
F# E
dumb jokes when no one does
B
she brings me mexican food
C#m E
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
B Abm E x3, B Abm E, B Abm E
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) A New Hope
Key: G
Chords used:
G 320033
Am x02210
C x32010
D xx0232
Em 022000
F# 244322
Intro: G Am G Am C D x2
G Am C D x2
Verse 1:
G C D
i've got her in my head
G C D
At night when i go to bed
Em
And I know it sounds lame
C D G
But she's the girl of my dreams
G C D
And of course I'd do anything for
G C D
her I'd search the moons of Endor
Em
I'd even walk naked through
C D G
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
Am C
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
G Am G F# G Am G
And who's laying there by your side
Am
Every night I fall asleep with
C D
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: G Am G Am C D
G Am C D
Verse 2:
G C
And even though I'm not as cool
D G C
as Han I want to still be your
D Em
man You're exactly the kind
C D G
of Alderranian that I need
G C D
But when you were available
G C
I was drinking Colt 45's with
D Em
Lando I was hanging out in
C D G
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
G Am G Am C D G Am G Am C
Interlude: plam mute
G Am C D x2
Beat Changes Back:
G D C Em D x3
G D C(hold)
Bridge:
Am C G Am G F# G Am G
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
Am C G Am G F# G Am G
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: A#
Chords used:
A# x13331
F 133211
Dm xx0231
Eb x68886
Cm X35543
Intro: A# F Dm Cm x2
Verse 1:
A# F
Crossed the street
Dm Cm
Naked at night
A# F Dm
Bent over to show
Cm
some moonlight
A# F
Pulled out some beer
Dm Dm
and I gulped it down
A# F
Nude in a gutter is
Dm Cm
how I was found
A# F
Thrown in a police car
Dm Cm
and the door slammed
A# F
No noise just silence
Dm
as I screamed my
Cm A#
dick was jammed
F Dm
Now in prison for one
Cm
month no one to
A# F
see All I got is
Dm Cm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
A# F
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Eb F
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
A#
Took a shower cause I stunk
F
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Eb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
F
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: A# F Eb F x2
Slow: A# F Dm Cm x2
Verse 2:
A# F Dm Cm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
A# F Dm Cm
Forgot that I left my pants down
A# F Dm Cm
Bent over to pick them up
A# F Dm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Cm A#
in my hum didi hum
F
The famer took me
Dm Cm
to his house
A# F
Showed me the closet
Dm Cm
from the inside out
A# F
The police came
Dm Cm
and took me away
A# F
Saw Ben Dover again
Dm Cm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
A# F Eb F x4
Slow: A# F Dm Cm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: B
Chords used:
B x24442
F# 244322
Abm 466444
E 022100
C#m x46654
F#/A# x143xx
B/D# x698xx
Intro: B
B E B Abm F# Abm E x2
Verse 1:
B
A freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
F#/A#
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
E Abm
All's fair in love and war until
E
you say it isn't but you're wrong
B
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
F#/A#
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
E
La familia is dead and gone
Abm E
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
F# Abm
Is it too much to ask for the
E
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
F#
mine I wanted everything
Abm
I got it and now I'm
E
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
B E B Abm F# Abm E x2
Verse 2:
B
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
F#/A#
When we were young and innocent
E
Elbow drop Sundays when
Abm E
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
B
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
F#/A#
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
E
I know it's for the best
Abm
but sometimes I wonder
E
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
B F#/A# E Abm E x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
B C#m B/D# E x2
B C#m Abm E x2
Outro:
B
You're gonna drown
C#m
in the mess you make
Abm E
Your self inflicted hate
B
You turn your back on
C#m
the friends you lose
Abm
When they don't
E
follow all your rules
B
But people are
C#m
what they wanna be
Abm
They're not lemmings
E
to the sea
B
Maybe it's time you
C#m
looked at yourself
Abm
And stop blaming life
E B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: A
Chords used:
A x02220
E 022100
F#m 244222
D xx0232
E/G# 476xxx
Bm x24432
Intro: A E F#m D x2
Tom:
D A
Don't bide your time
E
Cause it is almost over
D
And I know you're down
D
And I'll see you around
A
And I know it hurts
E
But you're just getting older
D
And I know you'll win
E A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
E/G# A x3, E/G# A Bm
A D Bm D E x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
A E
Just yesterday
D E A
It always seemed like such a dream
E D
We're unstoppable indestructable
E A
Nothing happens to our machine
E
And there's no harm
D E A
At least nothing we can see
E D
As for you not so true
E
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: A D Bm D E x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
A E D
What a loss You just
E A
lost all your sleep
E
And we've always thought
D E
That this could never
A
happen you see
E
That it's so hard
D E A
You gotta get up on your feet
E D
Cause the only way I gotta say
E
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
D A
Don't bide your time
E
Cause it is almost over
D
And I know you're down
D
And I'll see you around
A
And I know it hurts
E
But you're just getting older
D
And I know you'll win
E
You'll do it once again
Interlude: A E F#m D x2
Bridge:
Mark:
A
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
E
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
F#m
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
D
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
A E
This Happened to you
F#m D
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: A D Bm D E x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.