B
Well my cousin's got a heartache
E F#
But he doesn't have a car
B
So I'm drivin' down to Texas
E F#
Where the biggest heartaches are
F# E
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
F# E
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
E F#
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
B
And my plates are out of state
E F#
So I get a bit more hell
B
I tell him I don't wish him harm
E F#
But I sure don't wish him well
F# E
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
F# E
And the highway boys get a show for free
E F#
He says do you have something you should let me see
B E F#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, let me go
E B
I want to know what's goin' on
E B
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
B
The only words in Spanish
E F#
On highway forty-four
B
Say checkpoint straight ahead
E F#
So you know who they're lookin' for
F# E
So tell me why does not one say
F# E
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
E F#
You can't tell me that there's no other way
B
C# half an hour in handcuffs
E F#
And a half a pound of sweat
B
Like minnows just green enough
E F#
To shimmy through the net
F# E
That's over you and it's over me
F# E
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
E F#
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
B E F#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, let me go
E B
You never talk to me
E B
You just put a lock on me
F# E
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
F# E
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
E F#
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
B E F#
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
B E F#
no sir, no sir, let me go