F
Well my cousin's got a heartache
A# C
But he doesn't have a car
F
So I'm drivin' down to Texas
A# C
Where the biggest heartaches are
C A#
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
C A#
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
A# C
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
F
And my plates are out of state
A# C
So I get a bit more hell
F
I tell him I don't wish him harm
A# C
But I sure don't wish him well
C A#
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
C A#
And the highway boys get a show for free
A# C
He says do you have something you should let me see
F A# C
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, let me go
A# F
I want to know what's goin' on
A# F
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
F
The only words in Spanish
A# C
On highway forty-four
F
Say checkpoint straight ahead
A# C
So you know who they're lookin' for
C A#
So tell me why does not one say
C A#
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
A# C
You can't tell me that there's no other way
F
G half an hour in handcuffs
A# C
And a half a pound of sweat
F
Like minnows just green enough
A# C
To shimmy through the net
C A#
That's over you and it's over me
C A#
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
A# C
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
F A# C
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, let me go
A# F
You never talk to me
A# F
You just put a lock on me
C A#
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
C A#
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
A# C
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
F A# C
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F A# C
no sir, no sir, let me go