F#
Well my cousin's got a heartache
B C#
But he doesn't have a car
F#
So I'm drivin' down to Texas
B C#
Where the biggest heartaches are
C# B
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
C# B
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
B C#
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
F#
And my plates are out of state
B C#
So I get a bit more hell
F#
I tell him I don't wish him harm
B C#
But I sure don't wish him well
C# B
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
C# B
And the highway boys get a show for free
B C#
He says do you have something you should let me see
F# B C#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, let me go
B F#
I want to know what's goin' on
B F#
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
F#
The only words in Spanish
B C#
On highway forty-four
F#
Say checkpoint straight ahead
B C#
So you know who they're lookin' for
C# B
So tell me why does not one say
C# B
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
B C#
You can't tell me that there's no other way
F#
G# half an hour in handcuffs
B C#
And a half a pound of sweat
F#
Like minnows just green enough
B C#
To shimmy through the net
C# B
That's over you and it's over me
C# B
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
B C#
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
F# B C#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, let me go
B F#
You never talk to me
B F#
You just put a lock on me
C# B
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
C# B
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
B C#
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
F# B C#
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
F# B C#
no sir, no sir, let me go