G#
Well my cousin's got a heartache
C# D#
But he doesn't have a car
G#
So I'm drivin' down to Texas
C# D#
Where the biggest heartaches are
D# C#
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
D# C#
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
C# D#
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
G#
And my plates are out of state
C# D#
So I get a bit more hell
G#
I tell him I don't wish him harm
C# D#
But I sure don't wish him well
D# C#
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
D# C#
And the highway boys get a show for free
C# D#
He says do you have something you should let me see
G# C# D#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, let me go
C# G#
I want to know what's goin' on
C# G#
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
G#
The only words in Spanish
C# D#
On highway forty-four
G#
Say checkpoint straight ahead
C# D#
So you know who they're lookin' for
D# C#
So tell me why does not one say
D# C#
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
C# D#
You can't tell me that there's no other way
G#
A# half an hour in handcuffs
C# D#
And a half a pound of sweat
G#
Like minnows just green enough
C# D#
To shimmy through the net
D# C#
That's over you and it's over me
D# C#
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
C# D#
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
G# C# D#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, let me go
C# G#
You never talk to me
C# G#
You just put a lock on me
D# C#
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
D# C#
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
C# D#
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
G# C# D#
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
G# C# D#
no sir, no sir, let me go