A
Well my cousin's got a heartache
D E
But he doesn't have a car
A
So I'm drivin' down to Texas
D E
Where the biggest heartaches are
E D
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
E D
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
D E
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
A
And my plates are out of state
D E
So I get a bit more hell
A
I tell him I don't wish him harm
D E
But I sure don't wish him well
E D
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
E D
And the highway boys get a show for free
D E
He says do you have something you should let me see
A D E
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, let me go
D A
I want to know what's goin' on
D A
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
A
The only words in Spanish
D E
On highway forty-four
A
Say checkpoint straight ahead
D E
So you know who they're lookin' for
E D
So tell me why does not one say
E D
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
D E
You can't tell me that there's no other way
A
B half an hour in handcuffs
D E
And a half a pound of sweat
A
Like minnows just green enough
D E
To shimmy through the net
E D
That's over you and it's over me
E D
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
D E
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
A D E
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, let me go
D A
You never talk to me
D A
You just put a lock on me
E D
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
E D
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
D E
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
A D E
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
A D E
no sir, no sir, let me go