C#
Well my cousin's got a heartache
F# G#
But he doesn't have a car
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So I'm drivin' down to Texas
F# G#
Where the biggest heartaches are
G# F#
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
G# F#
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
F# G#
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
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And my plates are out of state
F# G#
So I get a bit more hell
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I tell him I don't wish him harm
F# G#
But I sure don't wish him well
G# F#
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
G# F#
And the highway boys get a show for free
F# G#
He says do you have something you should let me see
C# F# G#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, let me go
F# C#
I want to know what's goin' on
F# C#
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
C#
The only words in Spanish
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On highway forty-four
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Say checkpoint straight ahead
F# G#
So you know who they're lookin' for
G# F#
So tell me why does not one say
G# F#
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
F# G#
You can't tell me that there's no other way
C#
D# half an hour in handcuffs
F# G#
And a half a pound of sweat
C#
Like minnows just green enough
F# G#
To shimmy through the net
G# F#
That's over you and it's over me
G# F#
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
F# G#
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
C# F# G#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, let me go
F# C#
You never talk to me
F# C#
You just put a lock on me
G# F#
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
G# F#
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
F# G#
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
C# F# G#
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
C# F# G#
no sir, no sir, let me go