D#
Well my cousin's got a heartache
G# A#
But he doesn't have a car
D#
So I'm drivin' down to Texas
G# A#
Where the biggest heartaches are
A# G#
But something's goin' wrong 'round here
A# G#
There's rollers in my rear-view mirror
G# A#
Those Atoka dogs can smell your very fear
D#
And my plates are out of state
G# A#
So I get a bit more hell
D#
I tell him I don't wish him harm
G# A#
But I sure don't wish him well
A# G#
But he'll use that Okie scare(stare?) on me
A# G#
And the highway boys get a show for free
G# A#
He says do you have something you should let me see
D# G# A#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, let me go
G# D#
I want to know what's goin' on
G# D#
I'm gonna know what's goin' on
D#
The only words in Spanish
G# A#
On highway forty-four
D#
Say checkpoint straight ahead
G# A#
So you know who they're lookin' for
A# G#
So tell me why does not one say
A# G#
Bienvenidos enjoy your stay
G# A#
You can't tell me that there's no other way
D#
F half an hour in handcuffs
G# A#
And a half a pound of sweat
D#
Like minnows just green enough
G# A#
To shimmy through the net
A# G#
That's over you and it's over me
A# G#
And the chain gangs workin' for all to see
G# A#
Servin' mandatory penitentiary
D# G# A#
And I Said no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, let me go
G# D#
You never talk to me
G# D#
You just put a lock on me
A# G#
Well, he's out there and I'm in here
A# G#
For reasons that don't seem quite clear
G# A#
If you'll let me close I'll whisper in your ear
D# G# A#
No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, let me go sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir
D# G# A#
no sir, no sir, let me go