[Verse]
G#m E
I took you to a five star dinner
B F#
I bought you the most expensive wine
G#m E
I even paid off the maitre d'
B F#
To usher us up to the front of the line
G#m E
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
B F#
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
G#m E
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
B F# E F#
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
B
You say you're taking your time
E F#
Maybe you don't even care
G#m E B
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
B F#
Why? God even knows how I try
E
I can't fascinate you there
B F#
Something that I've realized
E
Nothing will ever do for you
G#m E
But I will solve this mystery
B F#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
G#m E
You said you always wanted a humble man
B F#
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
G#m E
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
B F#
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
B
When you treat me unkind
E F#
I wanna leave you far behind
G#m E B
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
B F#
Why? God even knows how I try
E
I can't fascinate you there
B F#
Something that I've realized
E
Nothing will ever do for you
G#m E
But I will solve this mystery
B F#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
G#m E B F#
I took the challenge and I must confess
G#m E B F#
I never met someone so hard to impress
G#m E B F#
But all you need is someone to love you
G#m E B F#
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
B F#
Why? God even knows how I try
E
I can't fascinate you there
B F#
Something that I've realized
E
Nothing will ever do for you
G#m E
But I will solve this mystery
B F#
But you've gotta give me the first clue