[Verse]
A#m F#
I took you to a five star dinner
C# G#
I bought you the most expensive wine
A#m F#
I even paid off the maitre d'
C# G#
To usher us up to the front of the line
A#m F#
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
C# G#
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
A#m F#
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
C# G# F# G#
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
C#
You say you're taking your time
F# G#
Maybe you don't even care
A#m F# C#
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
C# G#
Why? God even knows how I try
F#
I can't fascinate you there
C# G#
Something that I've realized
F#
Nothing will ever do for you
A#m F#
But I will solve this mystery
C# G#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
A#m F#
You said you always wanted a humble man
C# G#
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
A#m F#
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
C# G#
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
C#
When you treat me unkind
F# G#
I wanna leave you far behind
A#m F# C#
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
C# G#
Why? God even knows how I try
F#
I can't fascinate you there
C# G#
Something that I've realized
F#
Nothing will ever do for you
A#m F#
But I will solve this mystery
C# G#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
A#m F# C# G#
I took the challenge and I must confess
A#m F# C# G#
I never met someone so hard to impress
A#m F# C# G#
But all you need is someone to love you
A#m F# C# G#
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
C# G#
Why? God even knows how I try
F#
I can't fascinate you there
C# G#
Something that I've realized
F#
Nothing will ever do for you
A#m F#
But I will solve this mystery
C# G#
But you've gotta give me the first clue