[Verse]
Bm G
I took you to a five star dinner
D A
I bought you the most expensive wine
Bm G
I even paid off the maitre d'
D A
To usher us up to the front of the line
Bm G
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
D A
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Bm G
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
D A G A
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
D
You say you're taking your time
G A
Maybe you don't even care
Bm G D
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
D A
Why? God even knows how I try
G
I can't fascinate you there
D A
Something that I've realized
G
Nothing will ever do for you
Bm G
But I will solve this mystery
D A
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
Bm G
You said you always wanted a humble man
D A
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
Bm G
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
D A
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
D
When you treat me unkind
G A
I wanna leave you far behind
Bm G D
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
D A
Why? God even knows how I try
G
I can't fascinate you there
D A
Something that I've realized
G
Nothing will ever do for you
Bm G
But I will solve this mystery
D A
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
Bm G D A
I took the challenge and I must confess
Bm G D A
I never met someone so hard to impress
Bm G D A
But all you need is someone to love you
Bm G D A
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
D A
Why? God even knows how I try
G
I can't fascinate you there
D A
Something that I've realized
G
Nothing will ever do for you
Bm G
But I will solve this mystery
D A
But you've gotta give me the first clue