[Verse]
Cm G#
I took you to a five star dinner
D# A#
I bought you the most expensive wine
Cm G#
I even paid off the maitre d'
D# A#
To usher us up to the front of the line
Cm G#
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
D# A#
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Cm G#
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
D# A# G# A#
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
D#
You say you're taking your time
G# A#
Maybe you don't even care
Cm G# D#
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
D# A#
Why? God even knows how I try
G#
I can't fascinate you there
D# A#
Something that I've realized
G#
Nothing will ever do for you
Cm G#
But I will solve this mystery
D# A#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
Cm G#
You said you always wanted a humble man
D# A#
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
Cm G#
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
D# A#
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
D#
When you treat me unkind
G# A#
I wanna leave you far behind
Cm G# D#
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
D# A#
Why? God even knows how I try
G#
I can't fascinate you there
D# A#
Something that I've realized
G#
Nothing will ever do for you
Cm G#
But I will solve this mystery
D# A#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
Cm G# D# A#
I took the challenge and I must confess
Cm G# D# A#
I never met someone so hard to impress
Cm G# D# A#
But all you need is someone to love you
Cm G# D# A#
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
D# A#
Why? God even knows how I try
G#
I can't fascinate you there
D# A#
Something that I've realized
G#
Nothing will ever do for you
Cm G#
But I will solve this mystery
D# A#
But you've gotta give me the first clue