[Verse]
Fm C#
I took you to a five star dinner
G# D#
I bought you the most expensive wine
Fm C#
I even paid off the maitre d'
G# D#
To usher us up to the front of the line
Fm C#
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
G# D#
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Fm C#
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
G# D# C# D#
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
G#
You say you're taking your time
C# D#
Maybe you don't even care
Fm C# G#
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
G# D#
Why? God even knows how I try
C#
I can't fascinate you there
G# D#
Something that I've realized
C#
Nothing will ever do for you
Fm C#
But I will solve this mystery
G# D#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
Fm C#
You said you always wanted a humble man
G# D#
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
Fm C#
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
G# D#
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
G#
When you treat me unkind
C# D#
I wanna leave you far behind
Fm C# G#
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
G# D#
Why? God even knows how I try
C#
I can't fascinate you there
G# D#
Something that I've realized
C#
Nothing will ever do for you
Fm C#
But I will solve this mystery
G# D#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
Fm C# G# D#
I took the challenge and I must confess
Fm C# G# D#
I never met someone so hard to impress
Fm C# G# D#
But all you need is someone to love you
Fm C# G# D#
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
G# D#
Why? God even knows how I try
C#
I can't fascinate you there
G# D#
Something that I've realized
C#
Nothing will ever do for you
Fm C#
But I will solve this mystery
G# D#
But you've gotta give me the first clue