[Verse]
Dm A#
I took you to a five star dinner
F C
I bought you the most expensive wine
Dm A#
I even paid off the maitre d'
F C
To usher us up to the front of the line
Dm A#
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
F C
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Dm A#
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
F C A# C
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
F
You say you're taking your time
A# C
Maybe you don't even care
Dm A# F
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
F C
Why? God even knows how I try
A#
I can't fascinate you there
F C
Something that I've realized
A#
Nothing will ever do for you
Dm A#
But I will solve this mystery
F C
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
Dm A#
You said you always wanted a humble man
F C
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
Dm A#
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
F C
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
F
When you treat me unkind
A# C
I wanna leave you far behind
Dm A# F
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
F C
Why? God even knows how I try
A#
I can't fascinate you there
F C
Something that I've realized
A#
Nothing will ever do for you
Dm A#
But I will solve this mystery
F C
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
Dm A# F C
I took the challenge and I must confess
Dm A# F C
I never met someone so hard to impress
Dm A# F C
But all you need is someone to love you
Dm A# F C
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
F C
Why? God even knows how I try
A#
I can't fascinate you there
F C
Something that I've realized
A#
Nothing will ever do for you
Dm A#
But I will solve this mystery
F C
But you've gotta give me the first clue