[Verse]
F#m D
I took you to a five star dinner
A E
I bought you the most expensive wine
F#m D
I even paid off the maitre d'
A E
To usher us up to the front of the line
F#m D
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
A E
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
F#m D
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
A E D E
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
A
You say you're taking your time
D E
Maybe you don't even care
F#m D A
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
A E
Why? God even knows how I try
D
I can't fascinate you there
A E
Something that I've realized
D
Nothing will ever do for you
F#m D
But I will solve this mystery
A E
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
F#m D
You said you always wanted a humble man
A E
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
F#m D
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
A E
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
A
When you treat me unkind
D E
I wanna leave you far behind
F#m D A
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
A E
Why? God even knows how I try
D
I can't fascinate you there
A E
Something that I've realized
D
Nothing will ever do for you
F#m D
But I will solve this mystery
A E
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
F#m D A E
I took the challenge and I must confess
F#m D A E
I never met someone so hard to impress
F#m D A E
But all you need is someone to love you
F#m D A E
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
A E
Why? God even knows how I try
D
I can't fascinate you there
A E
Something that I've realized
D
Nothing will ever do for you
F#m D
But I will solve this mystery
A E
But you've gotta give me the first clue