E
She makes her face up like a nun
F#
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
E
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
F#
And then on to the next one
E
She makes it cool to be so hot
F#
Makes it look easy when its not
E F#
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
G# E B
She’s always smooth and you so tense
C# G#
You do the job she knows the fence
E B C# G#
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
E
more or less
B
more or less
C#
more or less
E
more or less
E
She makes a billion bucks a day
F#
She loves the pipe and loves to play
E F#
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
G# E B
She makes it hard to be so soft
C# G#
You stick it out she chops it off
E
It doesn’t bleed too much
B C#
And often you find you enjoy it
G# E B
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
C# G#
Some stupid fat man takes his time
E
It makes you yell out loud
B C#
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
G# E B
She’s always smooth and you so tense
C# G#
You do the job she knows the fence
E B C# G#
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
G# E B
She acts like this is having fun
C# G#
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
E B C#
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
G# E
I’m the one who cares
B C#
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
G# E
I’m the only one who cares
B C#
I’m the only one who cares
G#
I’m the only one
E B C#
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade