F#
She makes her face up like a nun
G#
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
F#
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
G#
And then on to the next one
F#
She makes it cool to be so hot
G#
Makes it look easy when its not
F# G#
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
A# F# C#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
D# A#
You do the job she knows the fence
F# C# D# A#
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
F#
more or less
C#
more or less
D#
more or less
F#
more or less
F#
She makes a billion bucks a day
G#
She loves the pipe and loves to play
F# G#
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
A# F# C#
She makes it hard to be so soft
D# A#
You stick it out she chops it off
F#
It doesn’t bleed too much
C# D#
And often you find you enjoy it
A# F# C#
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
D# A#
Some stupid fat man takes his time
F#
It makes you yell out loud
C# D#
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
A# F# C#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
D# A#
You do the job she knows the fence
F# C# D# A#
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
A# F# C#
She acts like this is having fun
D# A#
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
F# C# D#
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
A# F#
I’m the one who cares
C# D#
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
A# F#
I’m the only one who cares
C# D#
I’m the only one who cares
A#
I’m the only one
F# C# D#
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade