A#
She makes her face up like a nun
C
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
A#
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
C
And then on to the next one
A#
She makes it cool to be so hot
C
Makes it look easy when its not
A# C
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
D A# F
She’s always smooth and you so tense
G D
You do the job she knows the fence
A# F G D
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
A#
more or less
F
more or less
G
more or less
A#
more or less
A#
She makes a billion bucks a day
C
She loves the pipe and loves to play
A# C
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
D A# F
She makes it hard to be so soft
G D
You stick it out she chops it off
A#
It doesn’t bleed too much
F G
And often you find you enjoy it
D A# F
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
G D
Some stupid fat man takes his time
A#
It makes you yell out loud
F G
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
D A# F
She’s always smooth and you so tense
G D
You do the job she knows the fence
A# F G D
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
D A# F
She acts like this is having fun
G D
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
A# F G
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
D A#
I’m the one who cares
F G
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
D A#
I’m the only one who cares
F G
I’m the only one who cares
D
I’m the only one
A# F G
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade