B
She makes her face up like a nun
C#
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
B
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
C#
And then on to the next one
B
She makes it cool to be so hot
C#
Makes it look easy when its not
B C#
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
D# B F#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
G# D#
You do the job she knows the fence
B F# G# D#
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
B
more or less
F#
more or less
G#
more or less
B
more or less
B
She makes a billion bucks a day
C#
She loves the pipe and loves to play
B C#
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
D# B F#
She makes it hard to be so soft
G# D#
You stick it out she chops it off
B
It doesn’t bleed too much
F# G#
And often you find you enjoy it
D# B F#
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
G# D#
Some stupid fat man takes his time
B
It makes you yell out loud
F# G#
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
D# B F#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
G# D#
You do the job she knows the fence
B F# G# D#
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
D# B F#
She acts like this is having fun
G# D#
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
B F# G#
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
D# B
I’m the one who cares
F# G#
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
D# B
I’m the only one who cares
F# G#
I’m the only one who cares
D#
I’m the only one
B F# G#
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade