C#
She makes her face up like a nun
D#
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
C#
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
D#
And then on to the next one
C#
She makes it cool to be so hot
D#
Makes it look easy when its not
C# D#
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
F C# G#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
A# F
You do the job she knows the fence
C# G# A# F
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
C#
more or less
G#
more or less
A#
more or less
C#
more or less
C#
She makes a billion bucks a day
D#
She loves the pipe and loves to play
C# D#
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
F C# G#
She makes it hard to be so soft
A# F
You stick it out she chops it off
C#
It doesn’t bleed too much
G# A#
And often you find you enjoy it
F C# G#
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
A# F
Some stupid fat man takes his time
C#
It makes you yell out loud
G# A#
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
F C# G#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
A# F
You do the job she knows the fence
C# G# A# F
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
F C# G#
She acts like this is having fun
A# F
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
C# G# A#
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
F C#
I’m the one who cares
G# A#
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
F C#
I’m the only one who cares
G# A#
I’m the only one who cares
F
I’m the only one
C# G# A#
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade