G#
She makes her face up like a nun
A#
She makes you late and thinks it’s fun
G#
You’ve hardly started when she’s done
A#
And then on to the next one
G#
She makes it cool to be so hot
A#
Makes it look easy when its not
G# A#
And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you
C G# D#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
F C
You do the job she knows the fence
G# D# F C
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
G#
more or less
D#
more or less
F
more or less
G#
more or less
G#
She makes a billion bucks a day
A#
She loves the pipe and loves to play
G# A#
She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better
C G# D#
She makes it hard to be so soft
F C
You stick it out she chops it off
G#
It doesn’t bleed too much
D# F
And often you find you enjoy it
C G# D#
Sometimes she makes you wait in line
F C
Some stupid fat man takes his time
G#
It makes you yell out loud
D# F
Hey I’m so special I’m so special
C G# D#
She’s always smooth and you so tense
F C
You do the job she knows the fence
G# D# F C
You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less
C G# D#
She acts like this is having fun
F C
I know I shouldn’t be so blunt
G# D# F
She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that
C G#
I’m the one who cares
D# F
Yeah I’m the only one who cares
C G#
I’m the only one who cares
D# F
I’m the only one who cares
C
I’m the only one
G# D# F
Yeah I’m the only one
Fade