B E C#m E x2
B E C#m E
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
B E C#m E B
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
E C#m
And I'm not sorry
E B E C#m E
I just hope you trust her more than me
B E C#m E x2
B E C#m E B
You never wanted to date a college girl
E C#m E B E
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
C#m E B E
Or made your parents proud
C#m E
I bet she's not as loud
B E C#m E x2
B C# D#m E
Does it feel better
B C# D#m E
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
B C# D#m E
Put your work shoes on
B C# D#m E
And talk about her at your shitty job
B C# D#m E
Does it feel better
B C#m D#m E
In that cold Boston weather?
C#m E B E
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
C#m E B E
You know I was better
C#m E B E C#m E B
Fuck your Ivy League sweater