G C Am C x2
G C Am C
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
G C Am C G
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
C Am
And I'm not sorry
C G C Am C
I just hope you trust her more than me
G C Am C x2
G C Am C G
You never wanted to date a college girl
C Am C G C
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Am C G C
Or made your parents proud
Am C
I bet she's not as loud
G C Am C x2
G A Bm C
Does it feel better
G A Bm C
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
G A Bm C
Put your work shoes on
G A Bm C
And talk about her at your shitty job
G A Bm C
Does it feel better
G Am Bm C
In that cold Boston weather?
Am C G C
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
Am C G C
You know I was better
Am C G C Am C G
Fuck your Ivy League sweater