G# C# A#m C# x2
G# C# A#m C#
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
G# C# A#m C# G#
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
C# A#m
And I'm not sorry
C# G# C# A#m C#
I just hope you trust her more than me
G# C# A#m C# x2
G# C# A#m C# G#
You never wanted to date a college girl
C# A#m C# G# C#
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
A#m C# G# C#
Or made your parents proud
A#m C#
I bet she's not as loud
G# C# A#m C# x2
G# A# Cm C#
Does it feel better
G# A# Cm C#
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
G# A# Cm C#
Put your work shoes on
G# A# Cm C#
And talk about her at your shitty job
G# A# Cm C#
Does it feel better
G# A#m Cm C#
In that cold Boston weather?
A#m C# G# C#
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
A#m C# G# C#
You know I was better
A#m C# G# C# A#m C# G#
Fuck your Ivy League sweater