F A# Gm A# x2
F A# Gm A#
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
F A# Gm A# F
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
A# Gm
And I'm not sorry
A# F A# Gm A#
I just hope you trust her more than me
F A# Gm A# x2
F A# Gm A# F
You never wanted to date a college girl
A# Gm A# F A#
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Gm A# F A#
Or made your parents proud
Gm A#
I bet she's not as loud
F A# Gm A# x2
F G Am A#
Does it feel better
F G Am A#
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
F G Am A#
Put your work shoes on
F G Am A#
And talk about her at your shitty job
F G Am A#
Does it feel better
F Gm Am A#
In that cold Boston weather?
Gm A# F A#
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
Gm A# F A#
You know I was better
Gm A# F A# Gm A# F
Fuck your Ivy League sweater