D G Em G x2
D G Em G
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
D G Em G D
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
G Em
And I'm not sorry
G D G Em G
I just hope you trust her more than me
D G Em G x2
D G Em G D
You never wanted to date a college girl
G Em G D G
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Em G D G
Or made your parents proud
Em G
I bet she's not as loud
D G Em G x2
D E F#m G
Does it feel better
D E F#m G
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
D E F#m G
Put your work shoes on
D E F#m G
And talk about her at your shitty job
D E F#m G
Does it feel better
D Em F#m G
In that cold Boston weather?
Em G D G
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
Em G D G
You know I was better
Em G D G Em G D
Fuck your Ivy League sweater