A D Bm D x2
A D Bm D
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
A D Bm D A
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
D Bm
And I'm not sorry
D A D Bm D
I just hope you trust her more than me
A D Bm D x2
A D Bm D A
You never wanted to date a college girl
D Bm D A D
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Bm D A D
Or made your parents proud
Bm D
I bet she's not as loud
A D Bm D x2
A B C#m D
Does it feel better
A B C#m D
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
A B C#m D
Put your work shoes on
A B C#m D
And talk about her at your shitty job
A B C#m D
Does it feel better
A Bm C#m D
In that cold Boston weather?
Bm D A D
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
Bm D A D
You know I was better
Bm D A D Bm D A
Fuck your Ivy League sweater