Intro
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[Verse 1]
D#
She smells like rain
D#
And she tastes like champagne
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She's got a special smile that
D# A#
Makes her intentions plain
D#
She makes me ache
G# A#
With all the love that we make
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She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
F
And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
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That's why I'm out the door
F
She's a perfect angel
A#
You're a skanky, skanky whore
D# G# F
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
A#
She's not annoyed
G# A#
When I can't stay employed
D#
She never calls me pervert when I
G# A#
Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
G# A#
Yeah. She just turned eighteen
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And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
A# F
And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
A# Dm
That's why I'm out the door
Gm F
Go on and throw that toaster
A#
'Cause you're still a skanky whore
F
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
G# A#
Well you skank them at the truck stops
A#
And at the tattoo shops
G# A#
And it don't make you an actress
D#
Just because you've been on 'Cops'
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And sure you finished college
Gm D
Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
Fm
If I blew all my teachers
G# A#
I'd have finished college too
A#
Oh
[Chorus 3]
F#
And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
A#m D#
That's why I'm out the door
G#m A#m
I'm sorry she's your sister
B C Cm
But you're still a skanky whore
B G#m A#m
She's a little bit skanky too
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But you're a whole lot more
F# E B
You creepy, cranky,
A#m G# F# Cm
Stinky, stanky
B G#m F# C#m Cm
Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
F# Bm
Whore
C# B F#
You whore
C# F# Dm
Whore