Intro
C# F#
[Verse 1]
C#
She smells like rain
C#
And she tastes like champagne
A#m C# F#
She's got a special smile that
C# G#
Makes her intentions plain
C#
She makes me ache
F# G#
With all the love that we make
B F# G#m E G#
She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
Eb
And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
G# C G#
That's why I'm out the door
Eb
She's a perfect angel
G#
You're a skanky, skanky whore
C# F# Eb
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
G#
She's not annoyed
F# G#
When I can't stay employed
C#
She never calls me pervert when I
F# G#
Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
F# G#
Yeah. She just turned eighteen
B G#m E
And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
G# Eb
And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
G# Cm
That's why I'm out the door
Fm Eb
Go on and throw that toaster
G#
'Cause you're still a skanky whore
Eb
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
F# G#
Well you skank them at the truck stops
G#
And at the tattoo shops
F# G#
And it don't make you an actress
C#
Just because you've been on 'Cops'
F# F
And sure you finished college
Fm C
Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
Ebm
If I blew all my teachers
F# G#
I'd have finished college too
G#
Oh
[Chorus 3]
E
And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
G#m C#
That's why I'm out the door
F#m G#m
I'm sorry she's your sister
A A# A#m
But you're still a skanky whore
A F#m G#m
She's a little bit skanky too
G# C#m G#m F#
But you're a whole lot more
E D A
You creepy, cranky,
G#m F# E A#m
Stinky, stanky
A F#m E Bm A#m
Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
E Am
Whore
B A E
You whore
B E Cm
Whore