Intro
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[Verse 1]
A#
She smells like rain
A#
And she tastes like champagne
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She's got a special smile that
A# F
Makes her intentions plain
A#
She makes me ache
D# F
With all the love that we make
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She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
C
And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
F A F
That's why I'm out the door
C
She's a perfect angel
F
You're a skanky, skanky whore
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Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
F
She's not annoyed
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When I can't stay employed
A#
She never calls me pervert when I
D# F
Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
D# F
Yeah. She just turned eighteen
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And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
F C
And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
F Am
That's why I'm out the door
Dm C
Go on and throw that toaster
F
'Cause you're still a skanky whore
C
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
D# F
Well you skank them at the truck stops
F
And at the tattoo shops
D# F
And it don't make you an actress
A#
Just because you've been on 'Cops'
D# D
And sure you finished college
Dm A
Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
Cm
If I blew all my teachers
D# F
I'd have finished college too
F
Oh
[Chorus 3]
C#
And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
Fm A#
That's why I'm out the door
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I'm sorry she's your sister
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But you're still a skanky whore
F# D#m Fm
She's a little bit skanky too
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But you're a whole lot more
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You creepy, cranky,
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Stinky, stanky
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Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
C# F#m
Whore
G# F# C#
You whore
G# C# Am
Whore