Intro
F# B
[Verse 1]
F#
She smells like rain
F#
And she tastes like champagne
Ebm F# B
She's got a special smile that
F# C#
Makes her intentions plain
F#
She makes me ache
B C#
With all the love that we make
E B C#m A C#
She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
Ab
And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
C# F C#
That's why I'm out the door
Ab
She's a perfect angel
C#
You're a skanky, skanky whore
F# B Ab
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
C#
She's not annoyed
B C#
When I can't stay employed
F#
She never calls me pervert when I
B C#
Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
B C#
Yeah. She just turned eighteen
E C#m A
And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
C# Ab
And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
C# Fm
That's why I'm out the door
A#m Ab
Go on and throw that toaster
C#
'Cause you're still a skanky whore
Ab
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
B C#
Well you skank them at the truck stops
C#
And at the tattoo shops
B C#
And it don't make you an actress
F#
Just because you've been on 'Cops'
B A#
And sure you finished college
A#m F
Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
Abm
If I blew all my teachers
B C#
I'd have finished college too
C#
Oh
[Chorus 3]
A
And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
C#m F#
That's why I'm out the door
Bm C#m
I'm sorry she's your sister
D Eb Ebm
But you're still a skanky whore
D Bm C#m
She's a little bit skanky too
C# F#m C#m B
But you're a whole lot more
A G D
You creepy, cranky,
C#m B A Ebm
Stinky, stanky
D Bm A Em Ebm
Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
A Dm
Whore
E D A
You whore
E A Fm
Whore