Intro
E A
[Verse 1]
E
She smells like rain
E
And she tastes like champagne
Dbm E A
She's got a special smile that
E B
Makes her intentions plain
E
She makes me ache
A B
With all the love that we make
D A Bm G B
She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
Gb
And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
B Eb B
That's why I'm out the door
Gb
She's a perfect angel
B
You're a skanky, skanky whore
E A Gb
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
B
She's not annoyed
A B
When I can't stay employed
E
She never calls me pervert when I
A B
Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
A B
Yeah. She just turned eighteen
D Bm G
And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
B Gb
And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
B Ebm
That's why I'm out the door
Abm Gb
Go on and throw that toaster
B
'Cause you're still a skanky whore
Gb
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
A B
Well you skank them at the truck stops
B
And at the tattoo shops
A B
And it don't make you an actress
E
Just because you've been on 'Cops'
A Ab
And sure you finished college
Abm Eb
Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
Gbm
If I blew all my teachers
A B
I'd have finished college too
B
Oh
[Chorus 3]
G
And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
Bm E
That's why I'm out the door
Am Bm
I'm sorry she's your sister
C Db Dbm
But you're still a skanky whore
C Am Bm
She's a little bit skanky too
B Em Bm A
But you're a whole lot more
G F C
You creepy, cranky,
Bm A G Dbm
Stinky, stanky
C Am G Dm Dbm
Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
G Cm
Whore
D C G
You whore
D G Ebm
Whore