Intro
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[Verse 1]
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She smells like rain
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And she tastes like champagne
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She's got a special smile that
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Makes her intentions plain
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She makes me ache
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With all the love that we make
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She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
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And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
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That's why I'm out the door
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She's a perfect angel
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You're a skanky, skanky whore
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Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
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She's not annoyed
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When I can't stay employed
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She never calls me pervert when I
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Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
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Yeah. She just turned eighteen
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And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
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And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
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That's why I'm out the door
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Go on and throw that toaster
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'Cause you're still a skanky whore
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Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
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Well you skank them at the truck stops
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And at the tattoo shops
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And it don't make you an actress
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Just because you've been on 'Cops'
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And sure you finished college
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Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
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If I blew all my teachers
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I'd have finished college too
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Oh
[Chorus 3]
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And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
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That's why I'm out the door
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I'm sorry she's your sister
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But you're still a skanky whore
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She's a little bit skanky too
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But you're a whole lot more
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You creepy, cranky,
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Stinky, stanky
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Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
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Whore
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You whore
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Whore