Verse
B
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree.
B
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
B
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
B
It's "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls
B
Now I'm no Wiccan commie or nothin'
B
But there is one damn holiday I can't stand
B
It ain't Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools
B
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Chorus 1
B
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E B
You know where to stick those jingle bells
F# E
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
B
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
E B
If I ain't kokeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
E B
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes
E F#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E B
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Verse 2
B
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
B
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
B
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
B
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
B
I think we collectively as the people
B
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
B
And tell the world:
B
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
B
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus 2
B
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E B
You know where to stick those jingle bells
F# E
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
E B
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
F# E
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
E B
Joy to the world of getting stoned
E B
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E B
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- 1. Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan