Verse
C
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree.
C
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
C
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
C
It's "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls
C
Now I'm no Wiccan commie or nothin'
C
But there is one damn holiday I can't stand
C
It ain't Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools
C
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Chorus 1
C
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F C
You know where to stick those jingle bells
G F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
C
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
F C
If I ain't kokeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
F C
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes
F G
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F C
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Verse 2
C
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
C
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
C
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
C
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
C
I think we collectively as the people
C
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
C
And tell the world:
C
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
C
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus 2
C
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F C
You know where to stick those jingle bells
G F
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
F C
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
G F
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
F C
Joy to the world of getting stoned
F C
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F C
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- 1. Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan