Verse
D#
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree.
D#
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
D#
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
D#
It's "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls
D#
Now I'm no Wiccan commie or nothin'
D#
But there is one damn holiday I can't stand
D#
It ain't Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools
D#
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Chorus 1
D#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
G# D#
You know where to stick those jingle bells
A# G#
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
D#
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
G# D#
If I ain't kokeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
G# D#
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes
G# A#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
G# D#
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Verse 2
D#
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
D#
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
D#
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
D#
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
D#
I think we collectively as the people
D#
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
D#
And tell the world:
D#
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
D#
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus 2
D#
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
G# D#
You know where to stick those jingle bells
A# G#
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
G# D#
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
A# G#
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
G# D#
Joy to the world of getting stoned
G# D#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
G# D#
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- 1. Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan