Verse
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There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree.
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Gussied up with candy canes and balls
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Those carolers have kept me up for hours
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It's "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls
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Now I'm no Wiccan commie or nothin'
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But there is one damn holiday I can't stand
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It ain't Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools
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But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Chorus 1
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
A# F
You know where to stick those jingle bells
C A#
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
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And all you motherfuckers go to hell
A# F
If I ain't kokeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
A# F
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes
A# C
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
A# F
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Verse 2
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Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
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Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
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And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
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I think we collectively as the people
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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
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And tell the world:
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"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
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Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus 2
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So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
A# F
You know where to stick those jingle bells
C A#
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
A# F
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
C A#
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
A# F
Joy to the world of getting stoned
A# F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
A# F
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- 1. Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan
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