Verse
A
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree.
A
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
A
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
A
It's "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls
A
Now I'm no Wiccan commie or nothin'
A
But there is one damn holiday I can't stand
A
It ain't Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools
A
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Chorus 1
A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
D A
You know where to stick those jingle bells
E D
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
A
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
D A
If I ain't kokeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
D A
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes
D E
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
D A
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Verse 2
A
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
A
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
A
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
A
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
A
I think we collectively as the people
A
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
A
And tell the world:
A
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
A
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus 2
A
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
D A
You know where to stick those jingle bells
E D
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
D A
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
E D
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
D A
Joy to the world of getting stoned
D A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
D A
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- 1. Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan
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