Verse
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There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree.
F#
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
F#
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
F#
It's "merry Christmas!" seeping through my walls
F#
Now I'm no Wiccan commie or nothin'
F#
But there is one damn holiday I can't stand
F#
It ain't Halloween, Thanksgiving, or even April Fools
F#
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Chorus 1
F#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
B F#
You know where to stick those jingle bells
C# B
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
F#
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
B F#
If I ain't kokeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
B F#
Joy to the world, Jack and Cokes
B C#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
B F#
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
Verse 2
F#
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
F#
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
F#
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
F#
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
F#
I think we collectively as the people
F#
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
F#
And tell the world:
F#
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
F#
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus 2
F#
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
B F#
You know where to stick those jingle bells
C# B
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
B F#
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
C# B
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
B F#
Joy to the world of getting stoned
B F#
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
B F#
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- 1. Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar C#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Corey Taylor - Xmas Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar C#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan