Intro
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[Verse]
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My friends are having the time of their lives
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And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
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I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Fm C#
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
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[Chorus]
G# C#
I said your friends don’t like me
G# C#
They think I’m too mean
G# C# D#
I like the way that I am
G# C#
I said my friends don’t like you
G# C#
You think you’re too cool
G# C# D#
I hate the way that you are
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
G# D# Fm C#
My friends are having the time of their lives
G# D# Fm C#
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
G# D# Fm C# G# D#
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
Fm C#
When will I ever stop drinking beer
[Chorus]
G# C#
I said your friends don’t like me
G# C#
They think I’m too mean
G# C# D#
I like the way that I am
G# C#
I said my friends don’t like you
G# C#
You think you’re too cool
G# C# D#
I hate the way that you are
[Bridge]
C C#
I can’t believe that I slept past two
C C#
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
C C#
Can we hit my favorite deli please
C C# D#
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
G# D#
AH!
[Chorus]
G# C#
I said your friends don’t like me
G# C#
They think I’m too mean
G# C# D#
I like the way that I am
G# C#
I said my friends don’t like you
G# C#
You think you’re too cool
G# C# D#
I hate the way that you are
G# D# Fm C#
My friends are having the time of their lives
G# D# Fm C#
And I’m home alone x2