Intro
F C F C F C F C F
[Verse]
F C Dm A#
My friends are having the time of their lives
F C Dm A#
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
F C Dm A# F C
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Dm A#
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
F A# F A# F A# C
[Chorus]
F A#
I said your friends don’t like me
F A#
They think I’m too mean
F A# C
I like the way that I am
F A#
I said my friends don’t like you
F A#
You think you’re too cool
F A# C
I hate the way that you are
[Instrumental]
F C F C F C F C F
[Verse]
F C Dm A#
My friends are having the time of their lives
F C Dm A#
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
F C Dm A# F C
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
Dm A#
When will I ever stop drinking beer
[Chorus]
F A#
I said your friends don’t like me
F A#
They think I’m too mean
F A# C
I like the way that I am
F A#
I said my friends don’t like you
F A#
You think you’re too cool
F A# C
I hate the way that you are
[Bridge]
A A#
I can’t believe that I slept past two
A A#
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
A A#
Can we hit my favorite deli please
A A# C
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
F C
AH!
[Chorus]
F A#
I said your friends don’t like me
F A#
They think I’m too mean
F A# C
I like the way that I am
F A#
I said my friends don’t like you
F A#
You think you’re too cool
F A# C
I hate the way that you are
F C Dm A#
My friends are having the time of their lives
F C Dm A#
And I’m home alone x2