Intro
D# A# D# A# D# A# D# A# D#
[Verse]
D# A# Cm G#
My friends are having the time of their lives
D# A# Cm G#
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
D# A# Cm G# D# A#
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Cm G#
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
D# G# D# G# D# G# A#
[Chorus]
D# G#
I said your friends don’t like me
D# G#
They think I’m too mean
D# G# A#
I like the way that I am
D# G#
I said my friends don’t like you
D# G#
You think you’re too cool
D# G# A#
I hate the way that you are
[Instrumental]
D# A# D# A# D# A# D# A# D#
[Verse]
D# A# Cm G#
My friends are having the time of their lives
D# A# Cm G#
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
D# A# Cm G# D# A#
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
Cm G#
When will I ever stop drinking beer
[Chorus]
D# G#
I said your friends don’t like me
D# G#
They think I’m too mean
D# G# A#
I like the way that I am
D# G#
I said my friends don’t like you
D# G#
You think you’re too cool
D# G# A#
I hate the way that you are
[Bridge]
G G#
I can’t believe that I slept past two
G G#
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
G G#
Can we hit my favorite deli please
G G# A#
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
D# A#
AH!
[Chorus]
D# G#
I said your friends don’t like me
D# G#
They think I’m too mean
D# G# A#
I like the way that I am
D# G#
I said my friends don’t like you
D# G#
You think you’re too cool
D# G# A#
I hate the way that you are
D# A# Cm G#
My friends are having the time of their lives
D# A# Cm G#
And I’m home alone x2