Intro
B F# B F# B F# B F# B
[Verse]
B F# G#m E
My friends are having the time of their lives
B F# G#m E
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
B F# G#m E B F#
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
G#m E
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
B E B E B E F#
[Chorus]
B E
I said your friends don’t like me
B E
They think I’m too mean
B E F#
I like the way that I am
B E
I said my friends don’t like you
B E
You think you’re too cool
B E F#
I hate the way that you are
[Instrumental]
B F# B F# B F# B F# B
[Verse]
B F# G#m E
My friends are having the time of their lives
B F# G#m E
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
B F# G#m E B F#
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
G#m E
When will I ever stop drinking beer
[Chorus]
B E
I said your friends don’t like me
B E
They think I’m too mean
B E F#
I like the way that I am
B E
I said my friends don’t like you
B E
You think you’re too cool
B E F#
I hate the way that you are
[Bridge]
Eb E
I can’t believe that I slept past two
Eb E
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
Eb E
Can we hit my favorite deli please
Eb E F#
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
B F#
AH!
[Chorus]
B E
I said your friends don’t like me
B E
They think I’m too mean
B E F#
I like the way that I am
B E
I said my friends don’t like you
B E
You think you’re too cool
B E F#
I hate the way that you are
B F# G#m E
My friends are having the time of their lives
B F# G#m E
And I’m home alone x2