Intro
A# F A# F A# F A# F A#
[Verse]
A# F Gm D#
My friends are having the time of their lives
A# F Gm D#
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
A# F Gm D# A# F
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Gm D#
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
A# D# A# D# A# D# F
[Chorus]
A# D#
I said your friends don’t like me
A# D#
They think I’m too mean
A# D# F
I like the way that I am
A# D#
I said my friends don’t like you
A# D#
You think you’re too cool
A# D# F
I hate the way that you are
[Instrumental]
A# F A# F A# F A# F A#
[Verse]
A# F Gm D#
My friends are having the time of their lives
A# F Gm D#
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
A# F Gm D# A# F
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
Gm D#
When will I ever stop drinking beer
[Chorus]
A# D#
I said your friends don’t like me
A# D#
They think I’m too mean
A# D# F
I like the way that I am
A# D#
I said my friends don’t like you
A# D#
You think you’re too cool
A# D# F
I hate the way that you are
[Bridge]
D D#
I can’t believe that I slept past two
D D#
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
D D#
Can we hit my favorite deli please
D D# F
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
A# F
AH!
[Chorus]
A# D#
I said your friends don’t like me
A# D#
They think I’m too mean
A# D# F
I like the way that I am
A# D#
I said my friends don’t like you
A# D#
You think you’re too cool
A# D# F
I hate the way that you are
A# F Gm D#
My friends are having the time of their lives
A# F Gm D#
And I’m home alone x2