Intro
F# C# F# C# F# C# F# C# F#
[Verse]
F# C# D#m B
My friends are having the time of their lives
F# C# D#m B
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
F# C# D#m B F# C#
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
D#m B
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here
F# B F# B F# B C#
[Chorus]
F# B
I said your friends don’t like me
F# B
They think I’m too mean
F# B C#
I like the way that I am
F# B
I said my friends don’t like you
F# B
You think you’re too cool
F# B C#
I hate the way that you are
[Instrumental]
F# C# F# C# F# C# F# C# F#
[Verse]
F# C# D#m B
My friends are having the time of their lives
F# C# D#m B
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
F# C# D#m B F# C#
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
D#m B
When will I ever stop drinking beer
[Chorus]
F# B
I said your friends don’t like me
F# B
They think I’m too mean
F# B C#
I like the way that I am
F# B
I said my friends don’t like you
F# B
You think you’re too cool
F# B C#
I hate the way that you are
[Bridge]
A# B
I can’t believe that I slept past two
A# B
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
A# B
Can we hit my favorite deli please
A# B C#
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
F# C#
AH!
[Chorus]
F# B
I said your friends don’t like me
F# B
They think I’m too mean
F# B C#
I like the way that I am
F# B
I said my friends don’t like you
F# B
You think you’re too cool
F# B C#
I hate the way that you are
F# C# D#m B
My friends are having the time of their lives
F# C# D#m B
And I’m home alone x2